Random Thoughts

[NoHassle]

First thing I did this morning was watch one of the greatest movies ever made. The Waterboy.

Playing Tom Sawyer in it was a real highlight for me.

 

[Floyd Eye]

Playing Tom Sawyer in it was a real highlight for me.

Right. I’d have like to see Vicki Valencourt’s tits. That’d be nice.

 

[IndyWS6]

A naked Vicki is not as hot as you’d like her to be - at least based on a cursory search…

 

[Floyd Eye]

A naked Vicki is not as hot as you’d like her to be - at least based on a cursory search…

If what I saw wasn't fake, she at least had great nipples.

 

[IndyWS6]

The ones I saw looked like she had overly prominent titty veins that were akin to the road map around a major city

 

[Floyd Eye]

The ones I saw looked like she had overly prominent titty veins that were akin to the road map around a major city

I must have missed those. The only ones I saw were from a movie 28 years ago. And they were kinda in the dark.

It's really just the point. Anytime in a movie when a gal whips her titties out, they should never shoot the scene from behind her. It's like when Drew Barrymore jumped on Letterman's desk and flashed him. Just pissed me off. It's like god damn bitch, let the rest of us see. lol

 

[84superchamp]

First thing I did this morning was watch one of the greatest movies ever made. The Waterboy.

From JD Crotch's autobiography, right?

 

[Floyd Eye]

From JD Crotch's autobiography, right?

You think JD is as funny as Sandler ?

 

[JDs Couch]

You think JD is as funny as Sandler ?

Fuck me in the goat ass, that hurt!

 

[JDs Couch]

 

[The Blazing Saddle]

Stripped Inbred Beta Phoney Iommi is a goat ass eater. Truth not thought.

 

[JTyson]

My wife and I got a new rug for the living room a month ago and one of the corners is still sticking upward…

It’s driving me mad..


No matter what we do it sticks up by the next day

We tried folding it under with a book on it for a few days, then got it wet and retried.. then put heat on it and retried..
Then the cats started hiding stupid shit under that corner making it much worse..

I am convinced at this point that hell has a rug with a corner sticking up and a bunch of cats..

 

[IndyWS6]

You’re in my prayers..,

 

[84superchamp]

You think JD is as funny as Sandler ?

I didn't research the movie (Sandler), just thought he would be a fine waterboy....if he didn't get frisky with the players.

 

[NoHassle]

THIS should have won an Oscar because it was THAT funny and well done.

"You Don't Mess with the Zohan"

 

[JTyson]

You’re in my prayers..,

Thank you
It’s been really tough

 

[IndyWS6]

Thank you

 

[IndyWS6]

To be clear, I don’t pray, but “ thoughts and prayers”

 

[rsm]

Fuck me in the goat ass, that hurt!

adding goats to the sheep now. what's next, horses?

 

[theclev]

A swing and a miss! Bye now.

Anyway, let the real men talk about real men's things again, including our collective (minus one) love for Mrs. Hoffs.

I'd say she's aging like a fine wine, but I'm not all that convinced she's aging at all. Susanna has been beyond beautiful. For decades.