Reb Beach rips on Hammett

[OldSkoolNJ]

The party only gets started once the Midgets and the Go-Karts Arrive.
But when Motorpud shaves his head and does OH MY FUCKING GOD by strapping young Lad.......
that is the highlight. But he says he will top it this year.
I dont know how though.

Aw man you had to mention midgets..

 

[Digital Jams]

Not that I ever had a whole lot of respect for Lars, but at the last Metallica show I saw, at the end he was walking along the front edge of the stage shooting little streams of spit through his teeth all over the front rows. Totally pathetic.

and I'll bet there were lots of dudes up front with their mouths wide open

I would not chance $1 on that bet.

I wonder if Abe Froman was there?

 

[Mailman1971]

The party only gets started once the Midgets and the Go-Karts Arrive.
But when Motorpud shaves his head and does OH MY FUCKING GOD by strapping young Lad.......
that is the highlight. But he says he will top it this year.
I dont know how though.

Aw man you had to mention midgets..

I knew that was your WEAKNESS!

The party only gets started once the Midgets and the Go-Karts Arrive.
But when Motorpud shaves his head and does OH MY FUCKING GOD by strapping young Lad.......
that is the highlight. But he says he will top it this year.
I dont know how though.

I'll get the party started, hankies for everyone and with no pants that will mean only one place to stick 'em!

Nah.....use your imagination......
Plus Nate promises to pull a RABBIT OUT this time.......

 

[Mailman1971]

The party only gets started once the Midgets and the Go-Karts Arrive.
But when Motorpud shaves his head and does OH MY FUCKING GOD by strapping young Lad.......
that is the highlight. But he says he will top it this year.
I dont know how though.

Aw man you had to mention midgets..

I knew that was your WEAKNESS!

The party only gets started once the Midgets and the Go-Karts Arrive.
But when Motorpud shaves his head and does OH MY FUCKING GOD by strapping young Lad.......
that is the highlight. But he says he will top it this year.
I dont know how though.

I'll get the party started, hankies for everyone and with no pants that will mean only one place to stick 'em!

Nah.....use your imagination......
Plus Nate promises to pull a RABBIT OUT this time.......

ah, the old white to brown rabbit trick

See......you thought only David Copperfield was a MAGIC MAN!

 

[Motorpud]

The party only gets started once the Midgets and the Go-Karts Arrive.
But when Motorpud shaves his head and does OH MY FUCKING GOD by strapping young Lad.......
that is the highlight. But he says he will top it this year.
I dont know how though.

Aw man you had to mention midgets..

I knew that was your WEAKNESS!

The party only gets started once the Midgets and the Go-Karts Arrive.
But when Motorpud shaves his head and does OH MY FUCKING GOD by strapping young Lad.......
that is the highlight. But he says he will top it this year.
I dont know how though.

I'll get the party started, hankies for everyone and with no pants that will mean only one place to stick 'em!

Nah.....use your imagination......
Plus Nate promises to pull a RABBIT OUT this time.......

Dammit, it's not a rabbit, it's a guinea pig

 

[OldSkoolNJ]

The party only gets started once the Midgets and the Go-Karts Arrive.
But when Motorpud shaves his head and does OH MY FUCKING GOD by strapping young Lad.......
that is the highlight. But he says he will top it this year.
I dont know how though.

Aw man you had to mention midgets..

I knew that was your WEAKNESS!

I will have to wear my Hank the Angry drunken dwarf shirt for that

 

[Mailman1971]

The party only gets started once the Midgets and the Go-Karts Arrive.
But when Motorpud shaves his head and does OH MY FUCKING GOD by strapping young Lad.......
that is the highlight. But he says he will top it this year.
I dont know how though.

Aw man you had to mention midgets..

I knew that was your WEAKNESS!

The party only gets started once the Midgets and the Go-Karts Arrive.
But when Motorpud shaves his head and does OH MY FUCKING GOD by strapping young Lad.......
that is the highlight. But he says he will top it this year.
I dont know how though.

I'll get the party started, hankies for everyone and with no pants that will mean only one place to stick 'em!

Nah.....use your imagination......
Plus Nate promises to pull a RABBIT OUT this time.......

Dammit, it's not a rabbit, it's a guinea pig

That is soooooo 2 years ago!!
I thought you said REAL PIG this year......

 

[Digital Jams]

Not that I ever had a whole lot of respect for Lars, but at the last Metallica show I saw, at the end he was walking along the front edge of the stage shooting little streams of spit through his teeth all over the front rows. Totally pathetic.

and I'll bet there were lots of dudes up front with their mouths wide open

I would not chance $1 on that bet.

I wonder if Abe Froman was there?

you think you're so cool Danny!

That's cool baby, you know how it is, rockin' and rollin' and what not.

 

[Motorpud]

The party only gets started once the Midgets and the Go-Karts Arrive.
But when Motorpud shaves his head and does OH MY FUCKING GOD by strapping young Lad.......
that is the highlight. But he says he will top it this year.
I dont know how though.

Aw man you had to mention midgets..

I knew that was your WEAKNESS!

I will have to wear my Hank the Angry drunken dwarf shirt for that

That guy used to crack me up

 

[OldSkoolNJ]

The party only gets started once the Midgets and the Go-Karts Arrive.
But when Motorpud shaves his head and does OH MY FUCKING GOD by strapping young Lad.......
that is the highlight. But he says he will top it this year.
I dont know how though.

Aw man you had to mention midgets..

I knew that was your WEAKNESS!

I will have to wear my Hank the Angry drunken dwarf shirt for that

That guy used to crack me up

Haha I love that shirt..

 

[Mailman1971]

The party only gets started once the Midgets and the Go-Karts Arrive.
But when Motorpud shaves his head and does OH MY FUCKING GOD by strapping young Lad.......
that is the highlight. But he says he will top it this year.
I dont know how though.

Aw man you had to mention midgets..

I knew that was your WEAKNESS!

I will have to wear my Hank the Angry drunken dwarf shirt for that

That guy used to crack me up

Haha I love that shirt man

Well We can start out with the shirt being on.......
but when the Barn Diving starts....has to be totally nude or it just dont have the full effect.

 

[Digital Jams]

Not that I ever had a whole lot of respect for Lars, but at the last Metallica show I saw, at the end he was walking along the front edge of the stage shooting little streams of spit through his teeth all over the front rows. Totally pathetic.

and I'll bet there were lots of dudes up front with their mouths wide open

I would not chance $1 on that bet.

I wonder if Abe Froman was there?

you think you're so cool Danny!

That's cool baby, you know how it is, rockin' and rollin' and what not.

what's the matter with me? what's the matter with you?

Sandy, you just can't walk out of a drive-in!

 

[Motorpud]

The party only gets started once the Midgets and the Go-Karts Arrive.
But when Motorpud shaves his head and does OH MY FUCKING GOD by strapping young Lad.......
that is the highlight. But he says he will top it this year.
I dont know how though.

Aw man you had to mention midgets..

I knew that was your WEAKNESS!

The party only gets started once the Midgets and the Go-Karts Arrive.
But when Motorpud shaves his head and does OH MY FUCKING GOD by strapping young Lad.......
that is the highlight. But he says he will top it this year.
I dont know how though.

I'll get the party started, hankies for everyone and with no pants that will mean only one place to stick 'em!

Nah.....use your imagination......
Plus Nate promises to pull a RABBIT OUT this time.......

ah, the old white to brown rabbit trick

Nope, the new trick....brown to white rabbit. I learned it from David Blaine

 

[Rob Tahan]

We just need him to lose the wah pedal,and learn some different scales.

+1

Maybe he can invent the Kirk hammet signature "Wah Pedal Shoe". That way he wont even need to walk over to his pedal to get that sweet wah tone that everybody loves to hear on every Metallica song

 

[headlessdeadguy]

With Steve Morse being the perfectionist that he is, you have to think that his vibrato sounds like that on purpose, for whatever reason.

Wow, that's pure denial. His Vibrato sounds bad because he wants it to sound bad? now I've heard it all

There is no doubt the boy can play, but for last few years his wah is just as annoying as Zakk Wylde's pinging.

I think it's funny barely anyone rips on Zakk, at least not to this extent. I guess it's because his vibrato is so good that no one notices he pinches off harmonics like it's a cutting edge technique and plays in one of the crappiest bands around (BLS). Not to mention his voice, that's another subject all in itself

With an ear like he has there's no other reason for it. He has total command of his playing and if he wanted his vibrato to sound different I'm sure he would.

Maybe you can post a clip of yourself playing Tumeni notes to show us what HIS vibrato is supposed to sound like.

I would post a vid but my vibrato is bad too, well not because it's not good, just because I want it to sound bad

You dont want to see this.........
Nate shredded at my place a couple weeks back.
He starts off with some stretches....then he removes his shirt and pants.
That sonovabitch would SCHOOL EVH!!!
I have never seen a guy rip up and down the fretboard.
the nakedness gets scary......but once you close your eyes and listen to him shred........
You would swear.....and I kid you not......
it was DEVIN TOWNSEND in the same room!!
Motorpud........can you sign your 1st album for me????

I know just what you mean Dan, but I heard he was having his Jackson refinished by a car painter *GASP* and he's not using nitro... so he's done man. The new CD will not be what we expected.

 

[Motorpud]

With Steve Morse being the perfectionist that he is, you have to think that his vibrato sounds like that on purpose, for whatever reason.

Wow, that's pure denial. His Vibrato sounds bad because he wants it to sound bad? now I've heard it all

There is no doubt the boy can play, but for last few years his wah is just as annoying as Zakk Wylde's pinging.

I think it's funny barely anyone rips on Zakk, at least not to this extent. I guess it's because his vibrato is so good that no one notices he pinches off harmonics like it's a cutting edge technique and plays in one of the crappiest bands around (BLS). Not to mention his voice, that's another subject all in itself

With an ear like he has there's no other reason for it. He has total command of his playing and if he wanted his vibrato to sound different I'm sure he would.

Maybe you can post a clip of yourself playing Tumeni notes to show us what HIS vibrato is supposed to sound like.

I would post a vid but my vibrato is bad too, well not because it's not good, just because I want it to sound bad

You dont want to see this.........
Nate shredded at my place a couple weeks back.
He starts off with some stretches....then he removes his shirt and pants.
That sonovabitch would SCHOOL EVH!!!
I have never seen a guy rip up and down the fretboard.
the nakedness gets scary......but once you close your eyes and listen to him shred........
You would swear.....and I kid you not......
it was DEVIN TOWNSEND in the same room!!
Motorpud........can you sign your 1st album for me????

I know just what you mean Dan, but I heard he was having his Jackson refinished by a car painter *GASP* and he's not using nitro... so he's done man. The new CD will not be what we expected.

Well, I guess my tone won't be very "musical" since it's not going to be nitro'd but I have a bad vibrato so it won't matter anyway. Plus I don't have a w/d/w rig so what's the point of even playing my guitar? Either way I'll do my best with my Jackson and my crappy Mesa.

 

[headlessdeadguy]

WTF is Reb Beach anyway? I know more than a few guys that can play like him. Big deal.... KH has blown since Cliff died but BFDeal... He still played in a band that changed the history of music. WTF did Reb Whoeverthefuck do?

 

[droptrd]

WTF did Reb Whoeverthefuck do?

hung out with a dude that likes to wear banana hamocks

 

[headlessdeadguy]

WTF did Reb Whoeverthefuck do?

hung out with a dude that likes to wear banana hamocks

 

[Motorpud]

WTF did Reb Whoeverthefuck do?

hung out with a dude that likes to wear banana hamocks

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