Say it ain’t so.

[VonBonfire]

So, when is it coming exactly...you gotta link...it's a requirement now...you know that.

 

[NoHassle]

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I thought that was mine at a glance but I noticed it had no veins so I can safely say that's not mine...it's an imposter.

 

[JamesTiberiusKirk]

Peyronie's disease @NoHassle?

 

[NoHassle]

Peyronie's disease @NoHassle?

Nah...I just keep it folded that way when not in use.

I have heralding music playing when I unfurl it and point at my next female conquest. It always sets the mood.

 

[84superchamp]

I thought that was mine at a glance but I noticed it had no veins so I can safely say that's not mine...it's an imposter.

That's a sausage, not a uterus you dimwit.

 

[NoHassle]

That's a sausage, not a uterus you dimwit.

That was actually funny.

 

[Robostyle]

So, when is it coming exactly...you gotta link...it's a requirement now...you know that.