The biggest douche-bag in music

[PurposeToMelody]

My nominees:

Tom Morello - Hate his playing, hate his politics. If communism is so great why doesn't he move to Cuba?
Tommy Lee, Dave Navarro, Jason Newstead - Thanks for Rock Star Supernova! It was fun to watch you humiliate yourselves on national television!
Eddie Vedder - He hates being famous, maybe he should quit music.
Fred Durst - Holy crap where do you even start with this guy? The epitome of douche-bag. The good news is that he seems to be finally fading into obscurity.
Steve Vai - The Fabio of shred!
Bon Jovi - He's a "Cowboy" and he rides on a "steel horse" and he's "wanted: dead or alive". Give me a fucking break! I hope that his acting career goes well so he can be in movies and tv shows that I will never watch!
Henry Rollins - Speaking of an acting career, this guy sold out a long time ago. His Rollins Band releases suck sweaty donkey balls, and his talk show is watched by 4 people nationally (Did you even know he had one?)
Alexei Laiho - What kickass keyboards in your death metal! Have another drink and break yet another arm!
Randy Blythe (Lamb of God) - I can't even pinpoint why, this guy just seems like a poser.

I agree with all of these but Bon Jovi. I'd add Billy Corgan to this list.



Had to make an edit to say that I forgive Gilby Clarke for Rock Star Supernova as he seemed embarrassed/disinterested in it when I watched, thus he was the only one in the "band" I could relate to.

 

[Filter500]

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Chris Brown
Kanye West
Drake
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[Nigel]

HCAF is back, y'all.

 

[kasperjensen]

Steve Vai is a bit of a Fabio, but when I met him, he was really down to earth and cool, so I can't really hate him.

Same goes for Lars Ulrich. I was chatting to him in Denmark, and he was really relaxed and friendly...

No, my vote goes to...

Johnny Borrell. What a knob-jockey!

 

[thiswaythatway]

Carl

Not eligible. The named person must be relevant in the music biz.

 

[Mailman1971]

Kanye West

+10000!!!!

"Now...I know y'all think Zakk is the Biggest Douche....But I can ASSURE you Mutha Fuckas....its ME!~!"

 

[Metalhead]

HCAF is back? It's gone dude! Welcome to Rig Talk!!

 

[~Abstract~]

KANYE muthaf-n WEST

 

[nevusofota]

I agree with all of those except for Steve Vai. He is probably one of the nicest most genuine guitarists I've ever met. .. And he loves his fans.

How could we all forget Yngwie!!!

Rob, I would agree about Steve Vai, however, while Yngwie is an ass, he does have talent.

 

[glassjaw7]

Wow, where do I begin? With the exception of the obvious rappers...

Zakk
Axel
Bono
Everyone in Rage...
Yngwie
EVH
Steven Tyler
Mustaine
Anselmo
Hetfield
Lars
Mick Brown
Nugent
Me

I love how you included yourself in that list. That way, noone can be very angry at you if you offended them.
I'm gonna have to say Stapp or Chad Kroeger or Lady Ga Ga until I think of someone worse.

 

[mattTHERIPPERsanchez]

Try to argue this shit

I disagree. He married the biggest pop star in the world, knocked her up twice, and took half her money while at the same time making money for himself. That makes him a legend.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

 

[ejecta]

I know it's fashionable to bag Rage Against The Machine here but I met three members in 1993 in St Louis. I met Morrello, Tim and Brad and all three were very very cool. Nice down to earth. I dont agree with thier politics but I really like their first 3 CD's.

Those guys at that time were no where near douche bags.

 

[D-Rock]

Chad Kroeger

 

[Repner]

I agree with all of those except for Steve Vai. He is probably one of the nicest most genuine guitarists I've ever met. .. And he loves his fans.

How could we all forget Yngwie!!!

Agreed. I had the chance to go to a meet and greet 2 years ago. Unfortunately when he got to Glasgow, he was very sick (as were most of the band members and crew). There are a lot of artists out there that would cancel that, and maybe the show, as the guy could barely speak. But he decided to stick it out for the fans. During the meeting, he seriosuly came across as one of the nicest and modest guys you could meet.

He may seem a bit "over the top" on stage, but he's FAR from a douche

(I'm aware the post is two years old. Just had to point this out though)

I've heard mixed things about Jon Schaffer. Some say he's a complete twat. Other say he's a really cool guy to talk to

 

[Rob R]

Just make a list of everybody in the music business

 

[TheMagicEight]

Soooo....why was THIS jem pulled out of retirement?

Was searching for Anselmo and this popped up. I don't think he's a douche bag after watching the Loyola interview, but that tranny ampwhore who snorts amps? Absolutely.

 

[Tawlks]

This guy

This guy

and this guy.

and these guys

LOL These two aswell.

 

[locoed]

Marilyn Manson #1 asshole,talentless waste of air,skin and blood.
I'd love to see him bleed,takes credit for everything his band has
done for him.
Total dick to his bandmates,and always has something stupid to say
in interviews.

 

[TheEternal]

+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Honestly, I think drugs did this guy in! Janes Addiction's Nothings Shocking album is great and his playing sounds great, but then after that, it's like he cant play anymore. Like he forgot how to play.

I can't believe he has a PRS sig model...

http://www.prsguitars.com/navarro/index.php

 

[TheEternal]

Hands Fuckin' Down, this Puke is the Biggest Douche EVER!!!!!!!!!

He has his own name tattooed on his arm..... He wins the Gold Douche Bag Metal...