The biggest douche-bag in music

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How about the cockmasters that post at the HCAF? I forgot about them. :D
 
Hands Fuckin' Down, this Puke is the Biggest Douche EVER!!!!!!!!!
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Hypothetical question:

You are walking down the street and a fellow comes up to you and is very friendly. You speak to this person about his job, which is in a unique position in the music business, and he is very candid and polite. He shakes your hand and walks away and you think, "He was cooler than I would have thought."

But the person who spoke to you is Ryan Seacrest.

Here's the question, since he was "cool" to you does that mean he is free of the Douchebag title?
 
Fartknocker":1ba78rfl said:
Hypothetical question:

You are walking down the street and a fellow comes up to you and is very friendly. You speak to this person about his job, which is in a unique position in the music business, and he is very candid and polite. He shakes your hand and walks away and you think, "He was cooler than I would have thought."

But the person who spoke to you is Ryan Seacrest.

Here's the question, since he was "cool" to you does that mean he is free of the Douchebag title?
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I've never disliked Seacrest. He's a good host, and I would rather hang out with him than almost anybody mentioned in this thread.
 
vultures":13hgnqej said:
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Rusty Cooley recorded their guitar parts in the studio for them
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I heard from the same alien monkey snake from the planet Assholyhole, but it said, it was "Ted Nugent" and not Rusty Cooley. Retards who spread rumors, should pay attention to all the minor details, now get back to your shitty playing!
 
Yeah I made the Rusty Cooley thing up, as in "haha, rusty cooley does all those gay ass sweeps and show off shit too, but can actually do it"
 
Fartknocker":2q7lbzi2 said:
My nominees:

Tom Morello - Hate his playing, hate his politics. If communism is so great why doesn't he move to Cuba?
Tommy Lee, Dave Navarro, Jason Newstead - Thanks for Rock Star Supernova! It was fun to watch you humiliate yourselves on national television!
Eddie Vedder - He hates being famous, maybe he should quit music.
Fred Durst - Holy crap where do you even start with this guy? The epitome of douche-bag. The good news is that he seems to be finally fading into obscurity.
Steve Vai - The Fabio of shred!
Bon Jovi - He's a "Cowboy" and he rides on a "steel horse" and he's "wanted: dead or alive". Give me a fucking break! I hope that his acting career goes well so he can be in movies and tv shows that I will never watch!
Henry Rollins - Speaking of an acting career, this guy sold out a long time ago. His Rollins Band releases suck sweaty donkey balls, and his talk show is watched by 4 people nationally (Did you even know he had one?)
Alexei Laiho - What kickass keyboards in your death metal! Have another drink and break yet another arm!


Randy Blythe (Lamb of God) - I can't even pinpoint why, this guy just seems like a poser.



Had to make an edit to say that I forgive Gilby Clarke for Rock Star Supernova as he seemed embarrassed/disinterested in it when I watched, thus he was the only one in the "band" I could relate to.
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Steve Via? Are you kidding me? :doh:
You need to quite your job bagging groceries! Go back to elementary school!
Learn to play an instrument! Finally, never touch your parents computer again!
 
Plugmein":xs57lv4o said:
vultures":xs57lv4o said:
dragonforce03.jpg

dragonforce21.jpg


Rusty Cooley recorded their guitar parts in the studio for them
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I heard from the same alien monkey snake from the planet Assholyhole, but it said, it was "Ted Nugent" and not Rusty Cooley. Retards who spread rumors, should pay attention to all the minor details, now get back to your shitty playing!
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They sound terrible live. I don't want to diss them, but sometimes I wonder if that is really them playing on the album.

Maybe it's like 40 takes all comped together? Who knows.
 
I think that we are all douchebags to someone. To be good at anything you need a little cockiness about you.
I can't say that there has never been a person in the crowd at a show I have been on stage in who has thought" that guitarist is a douchbag" :lol: :LOL: :lol: :LOL:
 
headlessdeadguy":1l7ige2p said:
I think that we are all douchebags to someone. To be good at anything you need a little cockiness about you.
I can't say that there has never been a person in the crowd at a show I have been on stage in who has thought" that guitarist is a douchbag" :lol: :LOL: :lol: :LOL:
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I'm not a douchebag, I'm an asshole! :lol: :LOL:
 
Telephant":34rcw9mh said:
The fact that Im contributing to this abortion of a thread is making me a borderline douchebag though. Someone should falcon punch the OP. :gethim: :lol: :LOL:
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:lol: :LOL: I actually included myself in my list of douchebags.
 
I'm gonna get flamed for this...


Yngwie





the whole "unleash the fookin fury" did it for me



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Blackmore will always be one of my biggest influences; in music and Assholiery :rock:
 
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