Beigelemon
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Nonce stocks! Instead of chucking rotten fruit and veg, we get to chuck really hard plastic and metal toys!
THE FORMER/CURRENT TGP MEMBERS SECRET FARCE THREAD.
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FokenBusker
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step right up! for 5 pounds sterling you can have your picture taken with the windsor family mascot!
Beigelemon
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Imagine having that fucking horror as your mascot? Then again, he's just the latest in a long line of horrors!
FokenBusker
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never understood the logic behind the twist at the end of 'barbarian,' the hapsbergs are proof that incest doesn't make you superhuman, it renders you into a lumpy sack of tissue paper with googly eyes
Beigelemon
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Yeah, but they were gorgeous though!
But seriously though, William has a terrible head. I think that Harry left so he could get a hair transplant.
pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr
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Oh shit it’s Romeo Rose’s grandpa!
FokenBusker
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so that's how andrew tate got his jawline
Beigelemon
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Wow! Yes! His ideas are inbred so it all fits!
FokenBusker
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He must have descended from Lott
FokenBusker
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and god did thank the monstrous cuck and gifted him his daughters that he may reproduce indiscriminatelyLot? We were just talking about his missus yesterday!
*eats apple*
Beigelemon
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Well, it was a dull, rainy night and there was nothing on the telly.
I like the part where he's not happy with his work and pulls an Etch a Sketch redo
and drowns every living man, woman, child, baby, and animal in a bit of a hissy fit.
Fuck!
The original Karen!
and drowns every living man, woman, child, baby, and animal in a bit of a hissy fit.
Fuck!
The original Karen!
FokenBusker
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o i thought that was queen victoriaI like the part where he's not happy with his work and pulls an Etch a Sketch redo
and drowns every living man, woman, child, baby, and animal in a bit of a hissy fit.
Fuck!
The original Karen!
didn't she have a vocal fry
full disclosure: I read the entire Bible in my later teens after I'd already begun messing with drugs
as well as read a shit load of history and science stuff prior. Epic stuff. Like Tolkien epic.
Did you know that the Bible as a 'novel' has over 50 known authors that contributed writings over
the course of fifteen centuries? I wonder how many bible zealots know that.
Best book I've ever read on the global entirety of religion and faith was this. This is DEEP stuff.
https://www.amazon.com/Case-God-Kar...0036634&sprefix=a+case+for+god,aps,188&sr=8-1
as well as read a shit load of history and science stuff prior. Epic stuff. Like Tolkien epic.
Did you know that the Bible as a 'novel' has over 50 known authors that contributed writings over
the course of fifteen centuries? I wonder how many bible zealots know that.
Best book I've ever read on the global entirety of religion and faith was this. This is DEEP stuff.
https://www.amazon.com/Case-God-Kar...0036634&sprefix=a+case+for+god,aps,188&sr=8-1
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Beigelemon
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Seemingly, he has no idea that it's all going to turn to shit.I like the part where he's not happy with his work and pulls an Etch a Sketch redo
and drowns every living man, woman, child, baby, and animal in a bit of a hissy fit.
Fuck!
The original Karen!
FokenBusker
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'god loves you
but he's also going to kill everyone someday'
The movie Mother! left me completely gobsmacked.
They simply NAILED it all.
Especially the fact that Him keeps getting it wrong and simply pulling do overs.
They simply NAILED it all.
Especially the fact that Him keeps getting it wrong and simply pulling do overs.
FokenBusker
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i never thought i'd laugh at a baby dying but aronofsky you cheeky slapstick fucker
Beigelemon
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Just for shits and giggles.