THE FORMER/CURRENT TGP MEMBERS SECRET FARCE THREAD.

[FokenBusker]

Think you'd remember. Not like ANY movie before or since.
Just one huge allegory for all of everything according to the Bible.

They way he incorporated The Flood was sooo good. You're watching
not quite sure where the scene is going and then BAM it hit - the flood.

MASSIVE SPOILER ALERT

it's both an allegory on the bible and an allegory about environmental devastation at the hands of humanity

oh also it's really fucked up, like a fever dream

(picture 'the giving tree' but r rated)

 

[Beigelemon]

Think you'd remember. Not like ANY movie before or since.
Just one huge allegory for all of everything according to the Bible.

They way he incorporated The Flood was sooo good. You're watching
not quite sure where the scene is going and then BAM it hit - the flood.

MASSIVE SPOILER ALERT

The couple turning up and transgressing into the other couple's "Eden" sounds familiar. Of course, there is a very real possibility that I was baked whilst watching it. But, will be seeking it out.

 

[67mike]

Think you'd remember. Not like ANY movie before or since.
Just one huge allegory for all of everything according to the Bible.

They way he incorporated The Flood was sooo good. You're watching
not quite sure where the scene is going and then BAM it hit - the flood.

MASSIVE SPOILER ALERT

Do we get to see JL's butthole??? If so, I'm in!

 

[Strandberg Junkie]

Do we get to see JL's butthole??? If so, I'm in!

You get to see every single fiber of her being - exploding in slow motion - while covered in heating oil - and only wearing silk jammys.

Riveting!

 

[ShitSquatch]

Wow this thread has taken a serious comedic turn… LMAO!!!

~ss

 

[Monkey Man]

Have to say Mother's a great movie IMHO.

 

[67mike]

You get to see every single fiber of her being - exploding in slow motion - while covered in heating oil - and only wearing silk jammys.

Riveting!

Fuck, gonna gave to fire one off into the sink!

 

[Monkey Man]

She is gorgeous.

 

[Strandberg Junkie]

Fuck, gonna gave to fire one off into the sink!

Mother! is angelic and sexy at the same time.

All three of them. ?

 

[Floyd Eye]

Do we get to see JL's butthole??? If so, I'm in!

Have you not already seen it ? The Fappening ?

 

[Ben Waylin]

Have you not already seen it ? The Fappening ?

I heard it was a stunt butthole.

 

[Floyd Eye]

I heard it was a stunt butthole.

Nah dude, it was real. Everything she got too.

 

[FokenBusker]

Have you not already seen it ? The Fappening ?

weakest film in the conjuring franchise imo

 

[67mike]

Have you not already seen it ? The Fappening ?

No, where can a regular fella see such a site?

 

[Floyd Eye]

No, where can a regular fella see such a site?

Google Jennifer Lawrence Fappening.

Either be on a Mac or make sure your malware shit is up to date.

 

[FokenBusker]

No, where can a regular fella see such a site?

pureflix

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

No, where can a regular fella see such a site?

https://www.limetorrents.lol/search/all/the-fappening/

 

[Monkey Man]

I was banned from another site for accidentally posting a Google link that happened to mention a bunch of torrent sites. The ban only lasted a month, but still, seemed kinda-rough, especially seeing as I explained how the error occurred and apologised.

Just sayin' bro' 'cause, well, I ain't gonna ban ya.

 

[Strandberg Junkie]

torrent sites

Man, at one point I must of had over a hundred Zep live and studio boots via torrents.
Even had all the videos of shows where they had pro cameras.

 

[Monkey Man]

You're a naughty boy Donnie.