this guy wants to jam with you

[Scumback Speakers]

"My style range is infinite" Then every song on his myspace page sounds exactly the same and not a hint of his massive lead guitar skills to be heard Embarrassing actually....

Thank you. I thought after three songs that I missed something. My style range is infinite...yeah, infinitely boring. I'd rather listen to supermarket or elevator music. There's so much wet delay in his "music" that I feel like I'm in a waterfall...or scuba diving, can't decide which.

 

[stefvorcide]

So you guys are telling me that I should not ask him to join my band???

 

[Heritage Softail]

that was stunning.... some people should not be allowed to use a camcorder.

 

[cyndicate]

I guess surf music never left orange county, it has stayed hidden in his garage all these years

 

[roadifier]

Why does he brag about his amp being 160 watts, Its not like with every watt it sounds better. all it does is makes his shitty playing louder.

 

[Motorpud]

There is some epic shit on that HCAF thread!

I know man, that shit is beyond epic Normally I can't stand that shithole but there is so much hilairty in that thread it's ridiculous. Especially the fact that the guy showed up and put up that youtube video as a part of his challenge to the other guitarists

UPDATED SIG!!!

 

[Chris6870]

he needs to wear his guitar a little higher.

 

[glassjaw7]

I just got done reading the whole HCAF thread and this kid is just a turd He's atrocious at guitar and he just keeps on talking about how much music theory he knows and what a great teacher he is and how he got a paying gig at the gay pride parade so he thinks he's a pro or something he said he charges $25 an hour and has 45 students but doesn't have enough money to upgrade gear

He doesnt happen to wear a scarf does he?

Nope, unfortunately he's not wearing a scarf, instead he has his signature black wifebeater. They were challenging him to put up clips to back up his playing so he posted this not-so-triumphant vid

Holy Christ!!!

 

[stephen sawall]

The best guitarist I know has a Create Blue Voodoo as the only amp he owns. Phenomenal player ..... his gear and life is a mess.

I must say Chrispy has some interesting phrasing and seems to have all the confidence to make it.

 

[Motorpud]

I just realized in the beginning of that vid he introduces his guitar as "Roxy" and then when he's done introducing his gear he goes "Let's see what we can do for you today"

 

[Spaceboy]

He looked into the camera and yelled "FUCK YEAH!" at playing a powerchord.

 

[glassjaw7]

Dude, music forums haven't seen a thread of this magnitude since that one guy went on that ass-kicking tour and made t-shirts, or that other dude said he got ripped off by that trem block company. I love when this kind of stuff goes around!

FUCK YEAH!!!

 

[Mailman1971]

LIke I said.........tons of FREE ENTERTAINMENT here on this board!

Too bad its at DJ "YEAH BOYEEEEEEEE" CRISPY 'MUTHA FUCKIN" CREAM's expense!

 

[Motorpud]

He looked into the camera and yelled "FUCK YEAH!" at playing a powerchord.

Dude is such a tool

Dude, music forums haven't seen a thread of this magnitude since that one guy went on that ass-kicking tour and made t-shirts, or that other dude said he got ripped off by that trem block company. I love when this kind of stuff goes around!

FUCK YEAH!!!

I love it when a douche of epic proportions is stumbled upon like this, it really makes my day, in this case it's probably one of the funniest things I've seen. Not to mention I've just been watching his YouTube videos in disbelief. It kind of reminds me of whoever posted that clip of the epic band fail with the tone deaf Sunday school kids

 

[Motorpud]

LIke I said.........tons of FREE ENTERTAINMENT here on this board!

Too bad its at DJ "YEAH BOYEEEEEEEE" CRISPY 'MUTHA FUCKIN" CREAM's expense!

Here you go Dan, Chrispy's got something special just for you at 2:37

 

[jcj]

Dude, music forums haven't seen a thread of this magnitude since that one guy went on that ass-kicking tour and made t-shirts, or that other dude said he got ripped off by that trem block company. I love when this kind of stuff goes around!

FUCK YEAH!!!

Dude....the "Sixstrings...I'll kick your ass" tour

Pete "Stratotone" was a genius with that shirt....laughed my ass of

BTW- Your sig.....well, let's just go with ouch

 

[JakeAC5253]

I just got done reading the whole HCAF thread and this kid is just a turd He's atrocious at guitar and he just keeps on talking about how much music theory he knows and what a great teacher he is and how he got a paying gig at the gay pride parade so he thinks he's a pro or something he said he charges $25 an hour and has 45 students but doesn't have enough money to upgrade gear

He doesnt happen to wear a scarf does he?

Nope, unfortunately he's not wearing a scarf, instead he has his signature black wifebeater. They were challenging him to put up clips to back up his playing so he posted this not-so-triumphant vid

Holy Christ!!!

Guitar teacher? He's not even holding the pick right!

 

[Mailman1971]

LIke I said.........tons of FREE ENTERTAINMENT here on this board!

Too bad its at DJ "YEAH BOYEEEEEEEE" CRISPY 'MUTHA FUCKIN" CREAM's expense!

Here you go Dan, Chrispy's got something special just for you at 2:37

You tube is blocked at work so I have to wait till I get home and see ..............


THE ADVENTURES OF DJ CRISPY CREAM!
I can HARDLY wait.........

 

[JakeAC5253]

LIke I said.........tons of FREE ENTERTAINMENT here on this board!

Too bad its at DJ "YEAH BOYEEEEEEEE" CRISPY 'MUTHA FUCKIN" CREAM's expense!

Here you go Dan, Chrispy's got something special just for you at 2:37

It seems his music theory is paying off. I really like the mode change he did at 2:38.

 

[Deleted member 10619]

This guy is EPIC FAIL

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