What the Funk?

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

Good evening, Cockered fool-born codpieces and other upstanding members of OTC.
What are some fun old-timey swear words no longer in use? I'm trying to clean up my vocabulary.

 

[Ben Waylin]

Missed an opportunity to say "curmudgeon".

 

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

Missed an opportunity to say "curmudgeon".

I generally keep that card for emergencies.

 

[Bad Brain]

oooh this is gonna come in handy ?

 

[Bad Brain]

I'd probably have to punch someone if they called me a fen-sucked clotpole

 

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

Thou cream-faced loon, though...

 

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

This list is a bit more complete, ye unmuzzled sheep-biting canker-blossoms.

 

[Bad Brain]

This list is a bit more complete, ye unmuzzled sheep-biting canker-blossoms.

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I wonder if this is where our tardy-gaited President got his “Dog faced pony soldier” line from ?

 

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

I wonder if this is where our tardy-gaited President got his “Dog faced pony soldier” line from ?

Not sure if it's the Mendela Effect or just something my Grandfather used to say, but I swear that I've heard it long before it came out of that yeasty beef-witted pignut's mouth.

 

[311boogieman]

I fucking love cuss words

 

[Ben Waylin]

I fucking love cuss words

 

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

You could also just use the automated door. Is that a snowboard bench? Speaking of which, whangdiddle or whangadoodle? Something like that. Not even a swear, I swear! I guess it means jazz session/musician. I had used in a derogatory manner for years without knowing how bad it actually was.

 

[Ben Waylin]

When I show her my meme collection..