whats everyone gonna buy with their $2k tariff check??

[Floyd Eye]

I really need to get a pro-level Ceramic Coating on my 'fun' car. I want the 'self-healing' coating which they will not sell to a weekender or hobbyist detailer like myself. You can only get the self-healing coating from a licensed installer. But I gotta' stop chasing toweling lines off the black paint before I bite through the clear into the color!!! There goes my tariff check!!!

Just get a wrap.

 

[Geo]

Does Charvel Dan get a check?

No, he gets a hand truck instead.

 

[Geo]

Two chicks at the same time

Why, so you can disappoint two people at the same time?

You can always just take your parents to dinner instead.

 

[Floyd Eye]

If I did get a check, which isn't going to happen but let's pretend for a second it might, I would buy a mid 70s 8" S&W Model 29 and a 6" Model 28.

Oh who am I kidding, I'm buying that shit either way.

 

[Fiesta Red]

Hookers and blow

 

[Shreddy Mercury]

I'm gonna do 2 chicks at once

 

[Fiesta Red]

I'm gonna do 2 chicks at once

With one cup?

 

[Fiesta Red]

Dude also said he was going to do away with the time changes/daylight saving time.

Don't hold your breath

 

[RaceU4her]

Just get a wrap.

Some dude asked me if my 60 year patina was a wrap the other day, I had no idea that was a thing now but it is, I was offended lol

 

[Geo]

I'm gonna do 2 chicks at once

I like my sex like I like my basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

 

[JDs Couch]

Oh it’s a joke. Anyone who thinks they’re getting a check deserves a laugh

Finally we agree. You are as likely to get this as your $5,000 DOGE Dollars.

 

[Floyd Eye]

Some dude asked me if my 60 year patina was a wrap the other day, I had no idea that was a thing now but it is, I was offended lol

Your fun car is 60 years old ? And has the original paint ?

 

[napalmdeath]

Does Charvel Dan get a check?

He's still worried about SNAP.

 

[TheBiggestJerk]

 

[Robostyle]

I doubt i'll see any $$$. Never got a penny from covid or anything else.

 

[nightlight]

"They call me Cuban Pete
I'm out of jail and on the street
When they give me $2000
My gat'll go boom chicky boom
Boom chicky boom
Boom chicky boom"

 

[311boogieman]

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WIN!

 

[RaceU4her]

Your fun car is 60 years old ? And has the original paint ?

its mostly my daily driver lol, im not sure if it is the original paint but its got a rusty caked on patina that had to take decades in the sun, its actually a popular look now that guys are doing wraps now

these are wraps:

 

[Soundstorm]

Finally we agree. You are as likely to get this as your $5,000 DOGE Dollars.

Yep, no doubt the democrats will do everything in their power to block it.

 

[Floyd Eye]

its mostly my daily driver lol, im not sure if it is the original paint but its got a rusty caked on patina that had to take decades in the sun, its actually a popular look now that guys are doing wraps now

these are wraps:

Those are terrible.