PeteLaramee
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Maybe he has a prostate infection and has a constant split-stream going!?!?
What I hate are my co-workers who piss on the seat EVERYDAY!!!
What I hate are my co-workers who piss on the seat EVERYDAY!!!
dfrattaroli
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Vrad":2v3by11h said:
I swear I was just going postal about this 60 seconds ago. Fucking assholes that use a stall to piss and don't raise the motherfucking seat.
SuperStratSlinger
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midnightlaundry
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I see this kinda shit all' the time. Grown men that can't help but make a mess everywhere... It's sad.
I go in truck stops a lot when driving for work, and these jackasses will shit everywhere; in and out of the crapper. What's the point?
I go in truck stops a lot when driving for work, and these jackasses will shit everywhere; in and out of the crapper. What's the point?
Gainfreak
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I think that is more of an epidemic then the swine flu because I get the same shit where I work and it's just baffeling lol.
Im not sure about you but I'm pretty sure the same fucker where I work is also the same slob who picks his boogers and wipes it on the wall. No shit.....When you have to piss you get to stair at a huge petrified booger stuck to the wall. oooh the joys of the work urinal
Im not sure about you but I'm pretty sure the same fucker where I work is also the same slob who picks his boogers and wipes it on the wall. No shit.....When you have to piss you get to stair at a huge petrified booger stuck to the wall. oooh the joys of the work urinal
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Ivan S Beatenov
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Gainfreak":3kc963yx said:I think that is more of an epidemic then the swine flu because I get the same shit where I work and it's just baffeling lol.
Im not sure about you but I'm pretty sure the same fucker where I work is also the same slob who picks his boogers and wipes it on the wall. No shit.....When you have to piss you get to stair at a huge petrified booger stuck to the wall. oooh the joys of the work urinal
DUDE!! WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH THE BOOGER WIPING!!!
I've been noticing that for YEARS!! Everywhere I've worked!
scottosan
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seriously, is it yellow or clear. I went through the same bs at work to later find out that the valve flushy thingy had a slow leak (no pun intended)
Variable
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Vrad":2maxzsfk said:
You just solved the mystery my friend.
Bob Savage
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Vrad":1m21jwdm said:
"People are pigs."
Seriously man, I work with people you wouldn't expect this from either, but there's piss on the floor, boogers on the wall near the urinals, piss on the toilet seats, etc. Many guys will piss in the stall instead of the urinal, even when a urinal is available, then piss on the seat because they can't be arsed to lift the seat. My favorites are the guys that wipe their butt and run straight out of the bathroom.
Pigs, people are pigs.
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Meathead
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Boogers on the wall, that's sick...I roll mine into little balls and flick them so you can't see them.
Vrad
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scottosan":z0m6sqkp said:
No dude... this is yellow... it's piss... No doubt!
Vrad
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Variable":9x29znh6 said:
Somebody put an Oracle sticker on top of the urinal... we all pissed on it because SQL Server 2008 RULEZ!
Vrad
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Bob Savage":ig89n2g3 said:
HA!!
I've noticed that in our company, the higher up on the food chain you go, the worse they get... We have one guy, one of the higher-ups. He comes out of the stall turns the faucet on.. doesn't do anything, just looks at the water run and walks out. Who are you fooling fuck-wad? LOL!
Vrad
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Randy Van Sykes":2mks4bvx said:
Exactly! Because you're a civilized person! Who wipes their boogers on the wall like that? Disgusting!
scottosan
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That would be classified as a "dump and jump"Bob Savage":1u60qkit said:
JTyson
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SuperStratSlinger":12lxpral said:
Vrad
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LOL!scottosan":2xw1bdg3 said:
Bob Savage
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Vrad":1zp4wegm said:He comes out of the stall turns the faucet on.. doesn't do anything, just looks at the water run and walks out. Who are you fooling fuck-wad? LOL!
I forgot about those guys. We have loads of tap touchers here too. Apparently, they're aware that they're pigs, otherwise they wouldn't even waste the ounce of water they're dipping their fingernail into. Apparently, they think everybody else is either completely stupid or has no concept of time.
Vrad
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Bob Savage":2eptso50 said:Vrad":2eptso50 said:He comes out of the stall turns the faucet on.. doesn't do anything, just looks at the water run and walks out. Who are you fooling fuck-wad? LOL!
I forgot about those guys. We have loads of tap touchers here too. Apparently, they're aware that they're pigs, otherwise they wouldn't even waste the ounce of water they're dipping their fingernail into. Apparently, they think everybody else is either completely stupid or has no concept of time.
Yeah... In this particular case, I think this guy thinks everyone is beneath him... He actually told someone that he "Doesn't like I.T. people" So he had his secretary work with one of the IT guys to get his Internet Explorer working so he could "see the new portal"... oy... Wonder if his secretary knows that he has the Fecal Fingers of Fate
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ranalli
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Bob Savage":ryex9p1g said:
It gets worse. There's a couple characters who take a massive awful grunting dump.....then I don't even hear them pull the TP.