Who wants to be crew on my Pirate Ship?

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

We're going to pretty much do pirate stuff.
Have oranges to prevent scurvy.
Equal share of plunder.
30-50amp power per plug, no acoustics required.
Make your own sandwiches and wash your own underwear.

 

[SmuggNorris]

*gasp* Betrayal! Trying to steal my crew, madam? I shall not abide this treachery, and show thee no quarter.

 

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

*gasp* Betrayal! Trying to steal my crew, madam? I shall not abide this treachery, and show thee no quarter.

Don't forget to bring your cannons.
This won't be a beluga caviar spreading knife fight.

 

[SmuggNorris]

I see what you're trying to do.... Just because caviar is one of my favorite foods, that I enjoy quite frequently, doesn't mean you're going to be able to distract me. You have thrown down the proverbial gauntlet. I am not afraid to fight a woman, as long as it's in international waters.

 

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

I see what you're trying to do.... Just because caviar is one of my favorite foods, that I enjoy quite frequently, doesn't mean you're going to be able to distract me. You have thrown down the proverbial gauntlet. I am not afraid to fight a woman, as long as it's in international waters.

Do you feel like those vintage acoustics would mix well with your silverware for grapeshot?
Thought it would be fun to test out on your Moroccan mid summer beach home.
The seagulls on the fingerboards of those PRS guitars can finally take flight, too.

 

[Geo]

Pirates also are big on rape, I am not down with that.

 

[japetus]

Pirates also are big on rape, I am not down with that.

It ain't queerin' if yer on the high seas...arrrrrrr

 

[japetus]

We're going to pretty much do pirate stuff.
Have oranges to prevent scurvy.
Equal share of plunder.
30-50amp power per plug, no acoustics required.
Make your own sandwiches and wash your own underwear.

As long as dinner is served around 5:30, in fact I can be the ships cook.

 

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

Pirates also are big on rape, I am not down with that.

Hearsay spread by nobles to quash dissent.
The element of danger is all the pheromones you need.

 

[Geo]

The element of danger is all the pheromones you need.

Maybe, but Herpes, I don't need.

 

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

As long as dinner is served around 5:30, in fact I can be the ships cook.

As long as we put Captain Caviar on dish duty after we capture him.
He'll be one of us soon when he sees a life free of ten tops.

 

[japetus]

As long as we put Captain Caviar on dish duty after we capture him.
He'll be one of us soon when he sees a life free of ten tops.

Arrrr I say we steal his golden teeth and throw him to the sirens

 

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

Arrrr I say we steal his golden teeth and throw him to the sirens

Once he feels the freedom, he'll be all over helping burn down his old villas.
Will have to tie the rest of y'all down when we pass the sirens.
Luckily I'm mostly deaf and not much into girls these days.

 

[SmuggNorris]

Do you feel like those vintage acoustics would mix well with your silverware for grapeshot?
Thought it would be fun to test out on your Moroccan mid summer beach home.
The seagulls on the fingerboards of those PRS guitars can finally take flight, too.

Who do you work for? How do you know so much about my leisure properties? Are you a government agent?!

 

[SmuggNorris]

It ain't queerin' if yer on the high seas...arrrrrrr

Whatever happens in international waters, stays in international waters.

 

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

Who do you work for? How do you know so much about my leisure properties? Are you a government agent?!

Not anymore.

 

[MadAsAHatter]

I'll join, but only if the crew is made up of ninjas.

 

[SmuggNorris]

Once he feels the freedom, he'll be all over helping burn down his old villas.
Will have to tie the rest of y'all down when we pass the sirens.
Luckily I'm mostly deaf and not much into girls these days.

Tell you what, after MY cruise with crew to the Azores, you guys can meet me there and I'll join your motley crew of Rig Talk reprobates, as long as the villas we burn down are in Europe.

 

[The~Kid]

I'll be the guy that raises the sails......

You can pay me in Charvels, cigs, In-N-Out burgers, Neopolitan pizzas and coffee, this or gold....... either or ^_^

 

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

I'll be the guy that raises the sails......

You can pay me in Charvels, cigs, In-N-Out burgers, Neopolitan pizzas and coffee ^_^

Oh, wish there was an In n out here. Have to drive about four hours to get one.
Sometimes will buy tickets for shows in Oregon instead of here just for an excuse to get some