Yngwie Protein Powder

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The whey isolate powder doesn’t look too bad, ingredients-wise. Not a lot of fillers, but personally, I would have ditched the sucralose.

I think this is awesome! Good for him. Ha.
Could you trust the label? This is just wild to me. I think it'd stick to more reliable brands that at least claim to get tested.
 
I’ve been accused of “launching protein” too…
 
Scam alert. The “protein powder” is just powdered donut sugar runoff

Exactly. Just waiting for the inevitable shot of a Ferrari pulled up to alley entrance of DD and cement truck chute coming out the door right into the open passenger window. Furtive glances left and right from a wild haired, jangling driver.
 
I'm surprised Dave Mustaine hasn't done this yet.

I can hear the commercial now.

"My supplements are way better than Metallica's, even though everybody thinks theirs are better and I never got a fair shot while mine are way better and and and..."
 
I can hear the commercial now.

"My supplements are way better than Metallica's, even though everybody thinks theirs are better and I never got a fair shot while mine are way better and and and..."

Yes! He can release his own, like Dr. Zoidberg

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Yngwie J. Malmsteen's Rising Forces' own Yngwie Malmsteen decides to move forward with Yngwie Malmsteen as permanent guitarist for Yngwie Malmsteen's own Yngwie J. Malmsteen's Rising Force
 
Should sell boner pills called Rising Force
Or an asshole bleaching kit for the porn industry called Blackless Star or Far Beyond where the Sun Shines (Evil Eye is too on the nose and nobody wants bleach in their nose).
 
Well, it’s better than Epstein brand Pro Teen powder. What too soon?
 
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