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I really wish people still quoted National Lampoon, it was easily the edgiest humour publication in history I'd scan and upload the contents of my Nat'l Lampoon cartoon collection but it's still being sold, which I'm happy to see! It's this one. It's the funniest fucking God damned book...

Had to do a double take cuz I thought that was Bill Friedkin

Real men stand up when they shit.

If the pedal doesn't contain at least a hint of Jimi Hendrix's semen then it sounds like fucking shit I don't care what anyone says

If most of them kept up with Boss they'd be better off I'm sure. That's one company that hasn't made a huge habit of fucking up, spare the odd flop here and there. Most recently, one of their more expensive RC looper lines were a shitshow. But most of their stuff is absolute gold. I like...

Nurse Jackie was such a good fuckin show

People still use those? I thought they went the way of Crate.

Why, did they wish their dicks were smaller

I think for the sake of his wife he shouldn't be allowed back, it was really fucked up how he'd post pics of her here, idgaf if she doesn't care, it's still fucked up

He's leading in the polls I hear Antarctica's getting warmer, and you don't even need a passport! I'd better get real good at mending snowsuits

If you really wanna piss off some brainrot peepz remind them the Suffragettes were white supremacist

They prefer the term "feces covered Lulu Lemon franchise owning girlboss"

The universe was created by robots.

Anyone else think Jews are behind what's going on in Israel

I love the idea of us all living on the equivalent of a floating clay pigeon because it's funny and in no way believable There is nothing flat about where I live

G1 transformers were the high watermark of toys Google isn't as good as those transformers were

Pumpkin Spice Lattes are a gateway to Neoliberalism

Dr. Kevorkian was the man who had the most temporary friendships in human history

an atheist democrat walks into a bar, bartender says 'what are you having,' atheist democrat says 'an alcoholic beverage lol i'm gonna go to hell high five' bartender then proceeds to fuck himself with a sports car it was really quite impressive

Fucking alligators ate my dentist again That's the third one this year