Anyone lose out selling a guitar due to Divine Intervention?

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Last night I got a message about a guy wanting to buy my guitar. Then a few hours later decided not to get it. I can't say I've ever heard this excuse before. :lol: :LOL: Don't get me wrong, I'm a religious guy too, but I probably just would have said something like "I'd rather get something else" or "I changed my mind"..

I'll let the pic speak for itself:

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"Yeah man, it's God's fault. Blame him. I'm totally innocent here."
 
Wow!

God never answers my prayers. I've been asking him to change my penis size from 12 inches down to 9 inches for decades. It's still 12 inches. :confused: :dunno:
 
"God told me to tell you that you're an asshat.

Enjoy your Ibanez.

Jay/God"
 
"God" tells my ex to do crazy stuff all the time. Her mom's certified schizo, and I believe that my ex inherited that trait from her mother. But she'll swear that the crazy voices in her head are God.

P.S. I was raised in a religious, regular church-attending family. So I'm not poking fun at people of faith here. But it's amazing how many people convince themselves that their personal CHOICES (good and bad) were because a higher-power told them to do it. I used to do that to. I'm more self-aware now. My choices are many times for selfish reasons and lying to myself about their genesis doesn't change that fact. I do make selfless choices for love of family as well. But I make them because I love them and want to express that love. Not because someone's pulling my puppet strings.
 
Dude, that was satan.

Everybody knows God plays and only recommends Fender Stratocasters. :D
 
The Divine Intervention album from Slayer helped to convince me to buy an EMG 81 when I was 16.
 
I get that same inner voice compelling me to buy gear all the time. It's the true WORD yo.
 
Seems like a really nice guy and he was considerate enough to let you know he wasn't buying instead of leaving you on the hook waiting for the payment. Religious people are a little weird but I could care less. If someone's not an asshole then I'm cool with em. Don't think there's any reason to hate. There are so many assholes, especially on the internet.
 
Badronald":1kha0ok4 said:
Dude, that was satan.

Everybody knows God plays and only recommends Fender Stratocasters. :D
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-so your sayin, --HENDRIX--is--- + ---(((GOD)))--- + ---
 
Haha! People have been using the divine intervention excuse since religion was invented. They just don't have the balls to own up to their own decisions.
 
I think God is getting a cut off the new guitar sale. These guys go pretty far for commission.
 
psychodave":12z0kjjx said:
Wow!

God never answers my prayers. I've been asking him to change my penis size from 12 inches down to 9 inches for decades. It's still 12 inches. :confused: :dunno:
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God works in mysterious ways Dave.
 
:thumbsup: I'll invoke god next time my wife asks why I bought a new guitar
 
This reminds me of how I got my first guitar.

Every day, I prayed for a Les Paul. Sometimes twice a day. And then I realized that the Lord in His wisdom doesn't work that way.

So, I stole one and prayed for forgiveness.
 
psychodave":jsfm1ljz said:
Wow!

God never answers my prayers. I've been asking him to change my penis size from 12 inches down to 9 inches for decades. It's still 12 inches. :confused: :dunno:
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I feel ya man, I made the mistake of praying for a 2 Liter Cola Bottle sized schlong when I was 13 years old, now I'm lucky if I can fit into regular jeans.. It's been an uphill battle. :lol: :LOL:


Badronald":jsfm1ljz said:
Dude, that was satan.

Everybody knows God plays and only recommends Fender Stratocasters. :D
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Reminds me of the Wayne's World scene
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Bxlxaxkxe":jsfm1ljz said:
Seems like a really nice guy and he was considerate enough to let you know he wasn't buying instead of leaving you on the hook waiting for the payment. Religious people are a little weird but I could care less. If someone's not an asshole then I'm cool with em. Don't think there's any reason to hate. There are so many assholes, especially on the internet.
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Yeah he seemed super nice, I couldn't think of anything else but "Ok" to say back. I thought it was more funny than anything else.
 
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