Are you doing it for the guys?

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oh stop with the insecure sexualization crap. I love extreme metal, but we totally do it to impress other guys because its a male dominated genre. Its gotten A LOT better in this regard, but just take a look at the ratio at a metal show and that tells you all you need to know about this.
its not like we're doing it because we want the guys to fuck us, its because we want the guys to want to be like us. Its to create a kind of envy, right? like "i'm a bad mother fucker up here". not "hey i want you to suck my dick".

that was an engagement bait article.

if i want to impress women, i'll do it with my cooking skills, not with how well i can tremolo pick the main riff in Mother North.
 
What a load of crap trying to sexualize it. It’s just a variation of sports competition. Plus can’t help themselves to throw in another dig about oppressive rock star sexual dynamics…lol. Chicks who complain about it don’t need to be responsible, have a sliver of dignity and keep their legs closed so, yeah…TOXIC rock star strikes again!
Man, lots of those girls were savage in competing to lick the ball sweat off an average looking guy with decent hair and a little makeup, who’s been in leather, under stage lights for an hour.
Shit…substitute “girls” for “boys” and “hair” for “beard” and you have an extreme metal show….They’re Right!!
 
I play Creed or Nickelback to get the ladies interested.
If your girl is under 40 its fucking Hozier or Yungblood now. and of course any of the Nash Pop boys with the manly sounding names, good ole boy images, and cliche/redundant songs.
 
If your girl is under 40 its fucking Hozier or Yungblood now. and of course any of the Nash Pop boys with the manly sounding names, good ole boy images, and cliche/redundant songs.
Floppy Hair, abs and cop ‘stashes with a little “the next Freddie Mercury” in the video titles, is what gets ‘em leaving coke stains on the seats these days.
 
"Wanting to impress other men" is a weirdly sexualized way to phrase what's happening. It sounds like it was written by some man-hating feminist who wants everything men do to seem stupid and/or gay.

It's more like "wanting to have fun, show what you can do, and make other people (not specifically 'other men') think 'hell yeah' when they see what you're doing."
 
"Everything masculine is secretly gay" has been a historically successful way of ruining everything men enjoy.
Exactly. WTF is wrong with men going all Tim Home Improvement "RWHAARRR" when they hear their buddy's new muscle car revving its V8? Nothing sexual about it. Primitive? Sure. But just...y'know...bonding over a common interest.

@JimAnsell2 I'm with you regarding the cooking, but lemme tell ya, if you play a little Spanish/flamenco guitar and chicks see your dexterity playing Paco DeLucia type of speeds, they do tend to pick up on what else you can do with them 3 or 4 fingers... :sneaky: 😉
Then again, 'come hither' is all you need to know. :censored::cool:💦
 
Exactly. WTF is wrong with men going all Tim Home Improvement "RWHAARRR" when they hear their buddy's new muscle car revving its V8? Nothing sexual about it. Primitive? Sure. But just...y'know...bonding over a common interest.

@JimAnsell2 I'm with you regarding the cooking, but lemme tell ya, if you play a little Spanish/flamenco guitar and chicks see your dexterity playing Paco DeLucia type of speeds, they do tend to pick up on what else you can do with them 3 or 4 fingers... :sneaky: 😉
Then again, 'come hither' is all you need to know. :censored::cool:💦

Like, no shit people play metal to impress men. OH NOOOOOO MEN LIKE THING THAT MEAN THING ACKSHUALLY GAY

What's next, men that drive porches and hemis are actually gay too?

Will broads and shitlibs ever let dudes just have literally fucking anything?
 

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