Real St.Petersburg Svetlana Winged-C EL34’s are one of the most underrated valves in history.
My dislikes in music, in descending order of gay depravity. Beginning with mild cock-licker.
Visible grain on guitars.
String Winders.
Bigsby’s.
C necks.
Roasted woods.
Humbuckers.
Any radius less than 20”.
Tuning to E.
Tuning to Eb.
Jumbo frets.
Fingerboard oil.
Anything George Lynch or Nuno.
Modellers.
Any pedalboard that isn’t a remote switcher.
Neodymium Magnets.
Artist Tributes.
Limited Editions.
Sticking-plaster mk2 fixes to a failed mk1 amp.
Unbelievably, it gets queerer than that.
Beards in Rock.
Tattoos in Rock.
Leather in Rock.
Workboots in Rock.
Chains in Rock.
Belts in Rock.
Piercings in Rock.
Mediocre women guitarists, with all the above.
What utter Cunts.
And finally, the true kings of knob-gobblers…
TAB.
Bedroom players with the Master on 1.
Tribute Bands.
Cover Bands.
Worship groups.
8-String Guitars.
6-String Basses.
JJ , Shuguang, and any TAD valves.
Anything mainstream digital for guitar made after 1994.
Jeff Keisel.