Damn you Charvel!

[Chubtone]

And why won't them make a semi-hollow body with f-holes shaped like a reverse Explorer with Jazzmaster pickups, a Washburn Wonderbar, and every other fret scalloped?

That factory makes exactly what you want already. It just is either a Jackson or a Fender Showmaster or whatever they are calling it these days. Why does it have to say Charvel on the headstock?

Now excuse me while I go on a Porsche forum and ask why they don't make a front engine, pushrod V8 911.

I would have been happy with one change...truss rod adjustment at the headstock or a little "notch" by the neck pocket like the custom shops.

Who wants to take the fucking neck off for seasonal adjustments.

Truss rod wheel $13 at Stew Mac and about $50 to install. Truss rod adjustments are quicker than with it at the heel because you don't even have to look for a wrench.

 

[rupe]

Now excuse me while I go on a Porsche forum and ask why they don't make a front engine, pushrod V8 911.

No shit, right? Sign me up for one of those!
And I'm still waiting for my digital Rolex

 

[octatonic]

And why won't them make a semi-hollow body with f-holes shaped like a reverse Explorer with Jazzmaster pickups, a Washburn Wonderbar, and every other fret scalloped?

Quality.

Pwned.