For The Metallica Fans

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midnightlaundry said:
Howard used to throw cold cuts at girls asses.. Now he sings love songs to his gold digger, trophy wife on air.. Totally opposite of his movie Private Parts where he begged his wife to come back. Now he's divorced and married a young gold digger..
Fucking lame..
He cut off all the people that made the show interesting to the working class that made him a star and went complete Left Hollywood.. Ichh..
As of late, he's glad people are dead from Covid..
Fuck Howard..
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He is now a carbon cartoon copy of the meeskite meshugganah Upper West Side yentas he'd make jokes about and criticize on his show for the last 20 years.

He looks like a tired, haggard, talentless, old bull dyke "artist" from Soho... that desperately needs a shower and a hair cut. Hey... just because Slash is half-jewish... it doesn't mean you look like him! F-U Stern.

Maybe if the FCC banned him years ago, and panned him for all his fake attempts to "protect the 1st Amendment, Fighting Censorship", and all the other BS he faked, he be working at his deli in Bensonhurst married to Maud. Nothing more than a race-hustling, money grubbing, POS... parading as a 1st Amendment Freedom Fighter.

And his wife looks like a tranny. Think Famke Jansen from Nip/Tuck. :yes::bleh:
 
She can't sing, Lars has been going downhill for years, and Kirk is almost as senile as Joe Biden. I'd love to see Hetfield put together a real band.
 
Breadfan
You got it wrong
Some long time friend's gonna lose it
In the end who's the fool... Budgie

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I thought it was OK but nothing special. Some singers just make me think "What pipes!" when they belt out a tune and hit the notes/etc. But when she's belting out all she can and hitting the note I never think; "What pipes!".

Haven't listened to Howard in over a decade. He looks pretty good for 90 years old.
 
Tone Monster said:
I’m a huge Metallica guy and never bought the whole “sell outs” thing based on musical direction. But this shit is cringe worthy to the max. ??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️
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Totally agree. I'd rather see a band have growth and try something new, and me hate it, than for them to just put out "Kill em' All 12".

I've said this before. It is impossible for any band to maintain the swagger, anger, and feel of their earliest albums once you have matured, get older, have money, etc. Impossible. How can you sing about suffering on a tour bus once you are flying around with millions of dollars?

As far as the Black Album goes, I love it now but remember being shocked when I first listened. Sounded so slow, lol. The production is awesome though and "Sad But True" still sounds like a marching monster.

Metallica have had the balls to try things other bands won't do, good or bad. The last album was pretty solid IMO but LULU and Load nearly had me turn in my Metallica I.D. Lol
 
I wouldn't call it balls playing with Lady Goo Gone and Hannah Montana, more like balls across Metallica's nose. Maybe they could do a rendition of achy breaky heart with Hannah's inbred father, now that would take some balls that clank or something.

And yes I always liked the Black album so burn me at the stake and dance in the God Damn flames.

If you would've told me in 1985 it was gonna go down like this, ah fuck it. A helluva price to pay to flush a legacy that was so pure up until 1996 down the shitter. Yup shitter's full says cousin Eddie and he's right, been overflowing for 25 years. This dead horse won't be gettin kicked anymore. Should've shredded the membership card long ago and looked the other way.

Enjoy the parody kiddos!
 
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Who is this band you speak of? I don't see any posers on that stage...

Man if only they would've had the "cajones" to let Boy George join them on the Day on the Green. That would've truly pushed the envelope! All in the name of musical progression and broadening their musical palette of course. Heaven forbid they get bored playing game changing metal.
 
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Fordman65 said:
I think the millions of people that still pay good money to see them might disagree. But hey, maybe they should listen to you.
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Millions of people have also paid to see Britney Spears, doesn’t make it good. I’d wager that 90% of them didn’t give a shit about them until they heard Enter Sandman. They are a shell of their former selves, a parody, have been for decades. Cliff Burton is likely spinning in his grave like a rotisserie chicken at the soft, diluted, corporate product that they’ve become. But hey, that’s how some people like their metal, so good for them, I guess…
 
Cliff is jammin with Hendrix, Dusty Hill, and Reed Mullin upstairs waiting for the tidal waves to hit the mainland
 
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Shifting gears to the good, the Met was on Kimmel and they seem to be using live amps..

All Rectifier Heads, but with a mix of Cabs.. Boogie, Marshall, some Diezel.. I see a Hiwatt, and I guess another pair of Marshalls with gaff tape on the logo..

 
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