Goin' to Jamaica!

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MitchSchaft":ed9e2 said:
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porn :D
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Wow, that must be where he got it from... There's a bar or two in town we always joke about Cougar-Watching and stuff. Friends thinking they're getting hit on by some girl their age, but the girl's just trying to hook them up with their mom... weird shit....
 
When I was there Negril was only a beach with no resorts at all. I stayed at Montego Bay. Have fun.
 
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Bob Savage":92926 said:
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:wtf:
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You know, his old lady's friend's mom is a cougar and goes down there regularly to hunt certain cougar prey. Said prey often sports what is known as a "donkey dick," useful in some core cougar activities ;)
 
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'63-Strat":47f57 said:
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You know, his old lady's friend's mom is a cougar and goes down there regularly to hunt certain cougar prey. Said prey often sports what is known as a "donkey dick," useful in some core cougar activities ;)
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Please try again, this time in English. :confused:
 
I'm pretty sure that "cougar" has been in common parlance among hipsters longer than anyone has seen it in porn. There are television commercials (I can't remember what was being advertised) in which two young women refer to an older woman, who appears to be picking up one of their dates, as a cougar. The punch line of the commercial is that the "cougar" is actually the guy's mom.
 
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Bob Savage":cadea said:
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Please try again, this time in English. :confused:
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Sorry, I'll try it in Californian:

So like Mitch's girl has this friend, right? And her friend's mom is like into younger dudes, right? And she, like, goes down to Jamaica lots you know? And when she's down there, there's this dude who'll hook her up with young black dudes who are like, packing some serious meat, know what I'm saying, man? You just gotta throw that dude $15 and he'll hook you up!
 
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'63-Strat":e9fa1 said:
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Sorry, I'll try it in Californian:

So like Mitch's girl has this friend, right? And her mom is like into younger dudes, right? And she, like, goes down to Jamaica lots you know? And when she's down there, there's this dude who'll hook her up with young black dudes who are like, packing some serious meat, know what I'm saying, man? You just gotta throw that dude $15 and he'll hook you up!
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Who's mom?

btw, i want to destroy californians that tawk like dat.
 
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'63-Strat":9c9e0 said:
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Sorry, I'll try it in Californian:

So like Mitch's girl has this friend, right? And her friend's mom is like into younger dudes, right? And she, like, goes down to Jamaica lots you know? And when she's down there, there's this dude who'll hook her up with young black dudes who are like, packing some serious meat, know what I'm saying, man? You just gotta throw that dude $15 and he'll hook you up!
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Hose off.
 
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Loghead":3ec45 said:
I'm pretty sure that "cougar" has been in common parlance among hipsters longer than anyone has seen it in porn. There are television commercials (I can't remember what was being advertised) in which two young women refer to an older woman, who appears to be picking up one of their dates, as a cougar. The punch line of the commercial is that the "cougar" is actually the guy's mom.
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O.K., I've got the cougar part, but what about the donkey thing?
 
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* velcro-fly *":23a3d said:
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It won't look like that.....think more along the lines of Mexi Dirt Weed, but LOTS of it ;)

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Damn Bro, all the times that I went, The herb didnt look too far off from the pic that Mitch put up. I had a bunch of Jamaincan friends back home who hooked me up with relatives that lived there and we got this HUGE bag of weed for something like 20 bucks.. It was hysterical because back then, I smoked ALOT and what was in the bag would have lasted months, forget the 5 days that I was there.

another time we stopped by on a cruise and my friends relatives hooked me up with another huge bag which was no problem getting on to the ship but no one in there right mind was going to try and bring it home so the last 2 nights of the cruise, all you smelled outside late at night on the upper decks was weed!!! We went up to the top deck around 1 am and there were something like 200 people burning , it was pretty friggin funny. I was literally giving out handfulls to people to get rid of it..

as far as the safety issue, Ive heard loads of stories and I think that you need to pay attention to them.. I used to walk with Victoria to a couple of restaurants that were locals only but no one ever bothered me, I guess due to my size.. One nice old man even asked if we were lost but said "You big mon but you only one mon and you aint machete proof, have a nice day!!!" :D
 
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Bob Savage":c9ce2 said:
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I see... I figured 63 Strat was just fantasizing.
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Well you'll have to ask Mitch what he meant, but its not an uncommon term.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=donkey+dick&defid=1262565


...and yes its well known that I am teh gay. :gay:
 
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Bob Savage":8716a said:
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Oh, O.K., so Mitch's future MIL was being helpful just in case they wanted one?
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No, not future MIL. His fiancee's friend has a single mother (ie, the "cougar") who goes down there to get laid, preferably by someone with a "donkey dick" it seems.
 
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