neilli
New member
It's worse when people write ESP and it's only when you click on it it's a LTD..longfxukxnhair":2ekbye3p said:
Mailman1971
Moderator
Man that was a cool watch. Humbles ya right out.messenger":3lf04b7w said:
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stompboxfreak72
New member
Chewy or any other sensory taste adjective has no business describing an amplifier.
Holy crap that drives me nuts.......lol
Holy crap that drives me nuts.......lol
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RockyStar
Well-known member
90% of what is said typically.
Stumplegriltskin
Well-known member
How about an Internet ad with 80 high def pics of a guitar, none of the headstock.
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nigelpkay
Active member
"Practically mint"
"Plays like buttah"
"Cleans up well with the volume knob"
Any description of metal with the term "post" in it
"Plays like buttah"
"Cleans up well with the volume knob"
Any description of metal with the term "post" in it
gibson5413
Well-known member
squank":208fczqu said:
Lulz!!!
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tak
New member
Holy Grail
and my least favorite craigslist ad title - "Vintage" - Yes, your 25 year old + Cort, JB Player,Hondo etc. is vintage, but it's most likely still a piece of shit. Those brands were random thoughts, it's more aimed at the vintage particle board models.
and my least favorite craigslist ad title - "Vintage" - Yes, your 25 year old + Cort, JB Player,Hondo etc. is vintage, but it's most likely still a piece of shit. Those brands were random thoughts, it's more aimed at the vintage particle board models.
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mjtripper
Member
legend71":30kv515i said:
Having had to fix gear from smoke filled studios I kind of like this one.
Alex Stanley
Banned
New member
There is a certain guitar seller's site. His sound descriptions always crack me up. I doubt he could even tell you what they mean. Here are a couple:
Big and aggressive sounding guitar with plenty of punchy bottom end, mids are dense and clear but not real honky, easy pinched harmonics, good bite and sizzle in the top end, good classic or heavy rock guitar.
The bottom end is tight and focused, mids are clear, fat and honky with some nice overtones and pinched harmonics are effortless almost anywhere on the neck, top end has good presense and sizzle but without being at all harsh,
Big and aggressive sounding guitar with plenty of punchy bottom end, mids are dense and clear but not real honky, easy pinched harmonics, good bite and sizzle in the top end, good classic or heavy rock guitar.
The bottom end is tight and focused, mids are clear, fat and honky with some nice overtones and pinched harmonics are effortless almost anywhere on the neck, top end has good presense and sizzle but without being at all harsh,
Mailman1971
Moderator
Sounds like one of my old girl friends...Alex Stanley":esnwcsma said:
Beyond Black
Well-known member
Price point. "Point" is totally unnecessary so just fucking stop it.
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Gorehog
Active member
"Sounds great,for the price".
Something either sounds good,or doesnt sound good.
Price isnt ib the equation IMO.
Something either sounds good,or doesnt sound good.
Price isnt ib the equation IMO.
PBGas
Well-known member
"This profile sounds better than the amp itself!"
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Soulstealer
New member
PUP
Because those three other letters take so long to type/say.....
Because those three other letters take so long to type/say.....
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Anonymous
Guest
"Tone for days" - what the hell does that mean?
Steve
Steve
Stumplegriltskin
Well-known member
sah5150":10lm7ysu said:
Why not tone for weeks? Months?
gibson08
Well-known member
Yep, most of that shit drives me nuts as well, WTF does organic mean anyway ?? Did they buy it at Whole Foods ? 
squank
Active member
A few years ago on TGP somebody was describing his pedal as having a big punchy low end. I responded, "pedals don't have punchy low ends - AMPS do."
John Suhr quoted my post and said: "Exactly."
That was my high point on TGP.
John Suhr quoted my post and said: "Exactly."
That was my high point on TGP.
JCDenton6
Active member
"Does it djent?"
"Does it doom?"
"Does it bring the br00tz"
"Does it doom?"
"Does it bring the br00tz"