How Did You Get Saved?

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A thousand years is only like a dozen lifetimes. So that makes line 50 “real Christians”?
Sorry man but I don't have time to teach you first-grade math. If you only want to make stupid, inflammatory comments like the rest of the reprobates here without any interest in intelligent conversation then you're just a waste of time.
 
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LOL! Another bubmbling sciolist with a Wikipedia education. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I would just laugh at you but the fact that you're so uneducated but not only tale yourself so seriously, you actually think it's everyone else who is dumb and irrational! Ha ha ha ha! I marvel at how you maniacal liberals can't even understand how dumb it is to argue subject matter you know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about with credentialed, accomplished experts. How can you be so obtuse that you can't understand the absurdity of that. It's like inmates in an insane asylum acting like they're the doctors.

You guys are so warped, I mean so incurable warped, that when someone explains their expertise to you, destroys your ridiculous arguments and assertions repeatedly and puts you to shame over and over again without breaking a sweat, and no matter how clearly their competence is demonstrated, all you can do is say they're an arrogant know-it-all (and plenty of foul names).

Your efforts are so impotent, pathetic, and deluded that you abandon any attempt to defend even a single retarded assertion you previously posted. Then you carry on together as if we're all suddenly in some parallel universe where you didn't just humiliate yourself repeatedly and somehow instantly established dominance without even uttering an intelligent word.

Are you all really so pitifully incapable of understanding the simple fact that I am a credentialed scientist, certified in multiple areas of expertise, and registered by the government as an expert?

Unlike any of you, I have actually spent years and years studying the sciences, history, archeology, anthropology, scripture, theology, sociology, and other various branches of knowledge. I am accomplished in multiple professions

Why is such a simple thing so impossible for you to understand? It's not just that you lack the intelligence to get it, but you're actually aware of it also.

The simple fact is you are all so uninterested and averse to any kind of competent dialog, and shamelessly lacking in ability to do so that thr best you can do is mock, scorn, and throw profane fits.

If I say I am an expert and also say that you're not but it's 100% true, then how does that make me arrogant? That's just your pathetic defense mechanism against taking ownership of your inane comments.

Look at yourselves pretending to be having a competent dialog and acting as if you know something even though your depth of knowledge is so shallow that a sheet of paper would not sink flush. You carry on like inmates in an insane asylum having deep discussions that make no sense to anyone with a functioning brain but acting like everyone else just doesn't get the picture.

I don't care what you say about me because you're so intellectually weak that your words are weightless. Your attitudes are so vile that even when someone logically lays out a detailed case and thoroughly explains your errors, that instead of considering it's validity for even 1 second, you try to dismiss them as a know-it-all.

Here you go with the Wikipedia chart, LOL! Oh yeah, "religion is geographical," ha ha ha ha! Man, I'm telling you point blank that you are ignorant beyond measure. You speak of geography, religion, etc. but never studied it at all. Only an insane horde would ramble on together as if they're the only ones making any sense.

None of this is new to me because you all are a dime a dozen, yet I can't help but marvel at how you try to impose deranged fiction on everyone else. You SHOULD be ashamed and embarrassed but since you simply run roughshod over your own conscience, you are instead shameless and pompous.

Listen to your stupidity man. You think every Christian in the world, who've existed for millennia, and include some of the most renowned minds in history, are all stupider than you and unaware of realty. Sure, that makes total sense in your little mind. Grow up man.

You talk too much shit. I'm not reading all this wank.
"Qualified" Christian? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: This means you have a Doctorate in Utter Bullshit™. If you were born and raised in Egypt you'd be a raving Muslim; India an extremist Hindu.
You've chosen nothing and been saved by nothing. It's pure dumb geographical luck that you happen to live in the USA and been sucked in by the most prevalent form of mental inculcation out there, ya gullible muppet.
How do you know what I'm qualified in, or what I'm not? Or what my experience with organised religion is or isn't?
You don't need Jesus, you need a psychiatrist. Failing that, a plastic bag big enough for your swollen yet ironically empty head.
 
You talk too much shit. I'm not reading all this wank.
"Qualified" Christian? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: This means you have a Doctorate in Utter Bullshit™. If you were born and raised in Egypt you'd be a raving Muslim; India an extremist Hindu.
You've chosen nothing and been saved by nothing. It's pure dumb geographical luck that you happen to live in the USA and been sucked in by the most prevalent form of mental inculcation out there, ya gullible muppet.
How do you know what I'm qualified in, or what I'm not? Or what my experience with organised religion is or isn't?
You don't need Jesus, you need a psychiatrist. Failing that, a plastic bag big enough for your swollen yet ironically empty head.
You should have read my last post because I described exactly what you just did here in incredible detail. By the way, I studied both general psychology and industrial psychology when earning my first college degree. Therefore, I'll kindly provide you with a qualified psychological assessment. Even though this kind of service can cost up to $200 from a qualified therapist, there's no need to thank me. I'm just happy to help you find the proper treatment for your condition.

You appear to suffer from generalized, unspecific rage disorder, and harbor a deep animosity towards people who are stable and sane. Your use of profanity and petty insults indicates that you have a limited vocabulary, inadequate education, and are unable to process logical thought. That likely explains why you're so hostile towards people of higher intelligence. You seem to convey an unconscious degree of awareness that there is a GOD and that the outcome of your judgement will result in an eternity of torment in hell, so you lash out at faithful people and disparage them because they will enjoy a splendid fate. Additionally, your initial reference to "wank" and references to male private parts in previous posts indicate that despite "coming out," you still suffer from repression of desires towards members of the same sex.

Honestly, I don't take offense to your hostility, vitriol, foul mouth, ignorant rhetoric, and profane demeanor. On the contrary, I pity you because it seems like society has failed you. The evil white, conservative Christians have unconsciously oppressed you so they can subconsciously retain white-sympremacy and continue to enjoy white privilege. I think you have serious mental derangement and are crying out for psychological help.

I'm not offended by you. I actually wish I could help you get the treatment you need. I'm fact, if one of your constituents can start a GoFundMe for you then I will donate $5 out of my own pocket as long as you promise not to spend it on recreational drugs.

Even more than that, I'm feeling so charitable that I would like to buy you a high-quality helmet so you won't suffer any more traumatic head injuries. If you provide me the address of your halfway house, I can get it in the mail as soon as tomorrow. Please let me know my friend. I wish you well.

By the way, I don't know why you quoted, "'qualified' Christian." That's not a term that I used to describe myself so if you go back and read it a few times, you might be able to notice your error.
 
You should have read my last post because I described exactly what you just did here in incredible detail. By the way, I studied both general psychology and industrial psychology when earning my first college degree. Therefore, I'll kindly provide you with a qualified psychological assessment. Even though this kind of service can cost up to $200 from a qualified therapist, there's no need to thank me. I'm just happy to help you find the proper treatment for your condition.

You appear to suffer from generalized, unspecific rage disorder, and harbor a deep animosity towards people who are stable and sane. Your use of profanity and petty insults indicates that you have a limited vocabulary, inadequate education, and are unable to process logical thought. That likely explains why you're so hostile towards people of higher intelligence. You seem to convey an unconscious degree of awareness that there is a GOD and that the outcome of your judgement will result in an eternity of torment in hell, so you lash out at faithful people and disparage them because they will enjoy a splendid fate. Additionally, your initial reference to "wank" and references to male private parts in previous posts indicate that despite "coming out," you still suffer from repression of desires towards members of the same sex.

Honestly, I don't take offense to your hostility, vitriol, foul mouth, ignorant rhetoric, and profane demeanor. On the contrary, I pity you because it seems like society has failed you. The evil white, conservative Christians have unconsciously oppressed you so they can subconsciously retain white-sympremacy and continue to enjoy white privilege. I think you have serious mental derangement and are crying out for psychological help.

I'm not offended by you. I actually wish I could help you get the treatment you need. I'm fact, if one of your constituents can start a GoFundMe for you then I will donate $5 out of my own pocket as long as you promise not to spend it on recreational drugs.

Even more than that, I'm feeling so charitable that I would like to buy you a high-quality helmet so you won't suffer any more traumatic head injuries. If you provide me the address of your halfway house, I can get it in the mail as soon as tomorrow. Please let me know my friend. I wish you well.

By the way, I don't know why you quoted, "'qualified' Christian." That's not a term that I used to describe myself so if you go back and read it a few times, you might be able to notice your error.

Clearly, your most redeeming quality is your humility.
That, and a bizarre ability to type ridiculously long posts while sucking your own dick.
 
Clearly, your most redeeming quality is your humility.
That, and a bizarre ability to type ridiculously long posts while sucking your own dick.
There you go again referring to male reproductive parts. You seem to have an obsession. Please refer to the brilliant and gratis psychological evaluation I provided you :student:
 
You’re single and lonely, aren’t you?
Poor bastard.
No, actually I have a beautiful wife, family, the respect and admiration of professional colleagues, a handful of quality friends, and I tend to attract a crowd when I play guitar so I don't think you'll make it as a psychic. You should go back to the sewage plant and ask for your job back.
 
No, actually I have a beautiful wife, family, the respect and admiration of professional colleagues, a handful of quality friends, and I tend to attract a crowd when I play guitar so I don't think you'll make it as a psychic. You should go back to the sewage plant and ask for your job back.

Gotta love that Christian humility!
You talk about yourself a lot - I assume your wife is deaf?
 
Gotta love that Christian humility!
You talk about yourself a lot - I assume your wife is deaf?
Well you you're the one who asked me. Duh! Ha ha ha ha ha! Man, you just can't seem to get anything right. In fact, I've put you to shame so many times it's made you so desperate that you've resorted to insulting my wife. What pathetic, weak, contemptible conduct. Grow up.
 
No, actually I have a beautiful wife, family, the respect and admiration of professional colleagues, a handful of quality friends, and I tend to attract a crowd when I play guitar so I don't think you'll make it as a psychic. You should go back to the sewage plant and ask for your job back.
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