I made the paper lol

[VonBonfire]

It’d be a lot funnier if they used Tech’s mugshot from a couple years back. Well, funnier to me at least and that’s all that matters.

Did the paper call him the Fritoe bandit?

 

[S̷͖͑m̵͎͂á̵̺s̸͚̈́h̴̬̑]

Two weeks ago, my buddy mentioned scissoring. He said he does it all the time.

I was obviously intrigued. But soon that morbid fascination turned to violent skepticism as I stopped thinking of me scissoring a chick and imagined two chicks doing it.

I couldn't wrap my head around how women can have sex absent the presence of a man.

For two weeks I have not slept and have been doing calculations.

I can find no possible way that two women can have sex

 

[Monkey Man]

Well-done Brother Nick!

Nicholas John . I’m named after my great uncle killed on Korean War . So my grandpa called me NJ . It stuck

You're friggin' kidding me man.

Nicholas John here too.

 

[Techdeth]

Well-done Brother Nick!


You're friggin' kidding me man.

Nicholas John here too.

Oh wow that wild af ! Hell ya ! I’ll call you NJ too lol

 

[Monkey Man]

Oh wow that wild af ! Hell ya ! I’ll call you NJ too lol

Hey why not?

You're the first Nicholas John I've ever met. What're the odds?

Cray-cray man.

 

[Techdeth]

Oh wow that wild af ! Hell ya ! I’ll call you NJ too lol

hells ya my monkey !

 

[Techdeth]

Hey why not?

You're the first Nicholas John I've ever met. What're the odds?

Cray-cray man.

Ya you’re the first fir me too other than my great uncle , dad , and my son lol . So first that’s not family . But we are in 4 here lol

 

[shredi knight]

Looks like Tech has a new student...