I might die today, read carefully

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Keep this playing around the house........she'll get the message :gethim:

 
anomaly":2k4g4t3z said:
Cunnilingus



Correct.

You guys need some schooling.

When you get home, eat, get settled, put the kids in bed. Sit on the couch with your woman and ask the question - "how was your day?"

Just shut up and listen.

When the 15 minutes is up, spend another 5 @ cunnilingus. Cunnilingus 3x a week and you're wife/gf will be in a good mood, regardless of what you purchase. It ain't the cash or the gear they're all pissed off about. That's just the straw that breaks the Camels back. You gotta be a soldier and get down there and do your job.
 
Ordered Royer micros and expensive monitors using
the credit card of my wife spending 5000 Euros. When she was asking
for the reason I told her that we can now record the voice
of our 3 year old son Max.

As she is completely familiar with the music industry she
called me a complete idiot. I did a record with Maxis voice
and gave her the CD. That was the home run.

:D
 
billsbigego":2qcvp6wf said:
anomaly":2qcvp6wf said:
Cunnilingus



Correct.

You guys need some schooling.

When you get home, eat, get settled, put the kids in bed. Sit on the couch with your woman and ask the question - "how was your day?"

Just shut up and listen.

When the 15 minutes is up, spend another 5 @ cunnilingus. Cunnilingus 3x a week and you're wife/gf will be in a good mood, regardless of what you purchase. It ain't the cash or the gear they're all pissed off about. That's just the straw that breaks the Camels back. You gotta be a soldier and get down there and do your job.

Meh, might work for many ladies, but me and the wife's sex life is very satisfying for both of us. She's the frugal one in our relationship and I'm the spend-first, plan-later one. Every day she invests millions of dollars for her work. Money is what she does. Too bad she'll never see much of it in her personal life because she's married to me! :lol: :LOL:
 
Sounds like a good schedule but I´m 57 years old
Any advices ?

:lol: :LOL:
 
My office window is right at the front of the house, I can see/hear FedEx and UPS drive up. I usually wander outside when expecting the bigger parcels and put them in the garage...the missis finds out eventually but by then my new amp or guitar is part of the crowd.
 
the truth about wifey is:

She saw me watching lots of XTC videos and asked me if i liked the amp.
I said i loved it and remembered her it was the amp we once had the chance to demo at a store and she said, find one for a good price and i will pay for half of what i costs. So she did. She gave me half the money for this!!!!

On another note, i am prepared to go outside and wait for Fedex on the cold weather!

 
It's always easier to get forgiveness than permission. ;)

Dressed like that, I'm sure the fedex man is going to be thrilled to see you coming....
 
Webb":10uh3h49 said:
It's rare my wife complains about the endless packages I have coming to the house, but on the odd chance she does, I just tell her I got it in a trade. I have so much gear she is none the wiser.

I sheepishly admit I've used that a time or two. Thankfully, my wife is very supportive of my music endeavors and the gear associated with it. In fact, she already has declared one particular guitar that I am not ever allowed to sell (one she really likes). As long as we don't have to skip paying a bill, in the end it's no big deal.

It also helps that I work on my friend's amps a lot, so there's always something new showing up at my house lol.
 
Amazeballs thread !
I've never married, and most of the time I stay single, so I can't grasp the issues being discussed here with the hiding of gear or purchases. GAS makes us do crazy shit sometime. When I was living with my dad and caring for him during his last years on this rock, I did kind of the same thing with my gun purchases.
 
You are scared because you didnt buy her one as well. Stop being a cheapo and buy her one too for some proper stereo madness !
 
FEDEX assholes say they delivered my Amp at 7:49. They just didn't deliver it to me
 
eco70777":rouvjx0u said:
FEDEX assholes say they delivered my Amp at 7:49. They just didn't deliver it to me

Is it possible? The FedEx driver in your area is a Rig-Talk member?
 
Fedex has screwed up the last two things they have delivered. Unfortunately they're bringing my 101b tomorrow. ..
 
I just called them and had them call the stupid arse who delivered it to someone else.
Whomever got it signed for it as S Grullon
I am calling the owner of the building in order to find out who S Grullon is.
 
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