The~Kid
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10 points to Gryffindor for the meme of the week
The~Kidd
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I've been saying this for years (especially after watching his NAMM performance and live videos) and no one really listened to me
Looks like i'm not the only one who noticed his shit is obviously fake, and more importantly that his skill level isn't even close to the level of his youtube videos
I mean....I thought Ichika was a chick......I wanted to stick my Providence Cable in her
but yeah......I still would
Monkey Man
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Uzi Nein Millimetah
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Who?
Oh, them. Fraud may be pushin it, but I think their cheap furniture sucks!
Oh, them. Fraud may be pushin it, but I think their cheap furniture sucks!
Monkey Man
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... and that's if one's even able to put it together.... but I think their cheap furniture sucks!
The~Kid
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Also I mean DanT is a great player and passionate about what he does..... With skill and good attitude I'm sure he will make it sooner than later trust 
Monkey Man
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This popped up in my recommendations today out-of-the-blue (that's what we're supposed to think).
Thought I'd post it 'cause whilst it's not small-finger-athlete level, he does play it musically:
Thought I'd post it 'cause whilst it's not small-finger-athlete level, he does play it musically:
S̷͖͑m̵͎͂á̵̺s̸͚̈́h̴̬̑
Hack
The thing that pisses me off about watching shit like this is I can't even nail proper string muting on a 6 string...and this chick does it with 27 of them
Monkey Man
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Yeah, he did seem to have difficulty with it, to be fair, but yeah, I wouldn't have a hope.
All those strings... I'd just take my bat and ball and go home.
All those strings... I'd just take my bat and ball and go home.
Metalhex
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This is how he sounds without his midi. It's still noise only now it's sloppy noise. So it's worse!
Monkey Man
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Imagine whistling that whilst going for a walk.
Must sell a lot of records.
Must sell a lot of records.
thegame
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Tiny Tim Morello?
DanTravis62
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Berried alive is just as fake as Itchycunt and Assrings of Saturn - all these instagram zoomer guitar heroes are a complete disgrace
He's literally just playing a melody with a digitech whammy with trap beats behind it ROFL
Where's all the staccato shred that is all over his totally legit instagram videos?
Devin
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That Berried Alive dude is the worst of the worst when it comes to this type of shit
He constantly argues with people in the comments that it's all totally real bro
He constantly argues with people in the comments that it's all totally real bro
311boogieman
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Pretty much.......In so many words.........
It's just little dick shit........
And Ichika be the one with the Biggest DICK.........
That a lot of people are jealous about I guess in a certain fashion, way, shape or form....... Grower or shower......
He's got that BIG GUITAR DICK
IMO......
Editing or no editing or whatever BS......
It takes Real Talent, Real Entertainment and Real Skill to do whatever doesnt come to everyone else.....
On average in whatever capacity or way they do it...... Naturally or otherwise
Some may not be as talented or entertaining or have as much skill as those who actually do....
But it's no need to bring others down to bring oneself up......
And in this case IMO.....
"The collective self" of the vast majority of musicians on average that unfortunately can't and won't ever in their lives wear the hyporbiale "brass ring".
Yeah what a fucking fraud right........ Playing live at NAMM.........
How fucking dare he...........
Have more naturally born talent or be more entertaining or have more skill than you or me......
Or anyone else here right
Pretty much.......In so many words.........
It's just little dick shit........
And Ichika be the one with the Biggest DICK.........
That a lot of people are jealous about I guess in a certain fashion, way, shape or form....... Grower or shower......
He's got that BIG GUITAR DICK
IMO......
Editing or no editing or whatever BS......
It takes Real Talent, Real Entertainment and Real Skill to do whatever doesnt come to everyone else.....
On average in whatever capacity or way they do it...... Naturally or otherwise
Some may not be as talented or entertaining or have as much skill as those who actually do....
But it's no need to bring others down to bring oneself up......
And in this case IMO.....
"The collective self" of the vast majority of musicians on average that unfortunately can't and won't ever in their lives wear the hyporbiale "brass ring".
Yeah what a fucking fraud right........ Playing live at NAMM.........
How fucking dare he...........
Have more naturally born talent or be more entertaining or have more skill than you or me......
Or anyone else here right
Fucking guy playing live and all and ripping up that axe and shit.... Being all good and shit and sexy like..... Its not fair..... Why can't I be as sexy, have more swag, be as talented/entertaining.....
Fucking cheater/fraud
Jacob or who ever that talentless hack on YouTube is......
Is a loser...... On YouTube.
Riding off Ichikas success in some way shape or form.... Riding off the success of people who actually have talent........ Its just shameful and shameless and what a fucking loser
Also you cant make up playing live...... Or just make up playing in general.....
And well yeah who here can play like Ichika live or play like him in general.... Is anyone else here more successful or skilled/entertaining or have more chops than Ichika who cares to chime in on how much more they deserve Ichikas success doing what he does.... Can anyone else on the planet play like him......
Not really....... Not fucking really pretty much...... and no one I imagine......
Anyone care to bring up their resume vs Ichikas.........
Interesting perspectives. Long winded and incoherent but interesting.
311boogieman
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OMG I forgot all about that
@The~Kid - where did you buy your doll? I'm guessing Amazon.
I always put the doll in another room...... if I do get kinky with my gf........ Labubu can't be seeing no nasty/kinky stuff.So in other words you are talking about your girlfriend's Labubu? Sounds like you're into some kinky menstruation.
Otherwise I will hang out with it to watch Baseball, TV or play video games sometimes......
Labubu ^_^
The~Kid
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Labubu *_*OMG I forgot all about that
@The~Kid - where did you buy your doll? I'm guessing Amazon.
I always put the doll in another room...... if I do get kinky with my gf........ Labubu can't be seeing no nasty/kinky stuff.So in other words you are talking about your girlfriend's Labubu? Sounds like you're into some kinky menstruation.
Otherwise I will hang out with it to watch Baseball, TV or play video games sometimes......
Labubu ^_^
DanTravis62
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he's also another guy where magically, every time he has to pick up a fucking guitar and actually just play it in front of actual people, he's all of the sudden just a normal guitarist with normal ability
Crazy how that works
Monkey Man
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He's a regular superhero bro'. That's how it works, just like Superman and 'phone booths.
DanTravis62
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He's a regular superhero bro'. That's how it works, just like Superman and 'phone booths.
Only if superman only had his powers inside the phone booths
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