OldGtrGuy
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Asking for a friend.
311boogieman
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japetus
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Nah. I mean in reality, and literally..it's halfway to tan pants. It's basically putting it out there..."I am ready for tan pants but still kinda wading in the shallow end, testing out this new feeling." I don't find it acceptable.
Hiwatts-n-Gibsons
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Xtra points for tan jorts.
Findthetone1
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What about tan underwear? Asking for a friend...of course.
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VonBonfire
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marvcus
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Only if it matches the tolex on your living room amp decor
Laputan Machine
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if you arent dressed liike this u gay
japetus
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My thing has always been the heel. It's just too prominent, not only for the height but as it works into the midsole.
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VonBonfire
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Why don't you give Carlos a call? I'm sure he could put into a pair of slides that fit comfortably. Just let him know you are a Henry Garza/Strat guy so he at least has an idea of where to look in his inventory.
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spawn802
Active member
Pro tip: If you find tan shorts that match your skin color, no one will know you aren't wearing tan pants.
japetus
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Very true, I just need to put that call in. I am a patient man. Will they find the right crocs skins/shark skins to fufill that order? It's a struggle.
BeZo
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No.
ZEEGLER
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Only if they're cutoffs, and really, really short, so your balls and ass cheeks are hanging out.
shar-vell Dan
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Only if ya ass is hott.
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VonBonfire
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I think ostrich would match your strat the best but you'll have to speak with Carlos about what he has in stock, or, since you are patient, hopefully snag what you need when the '27 line comes out and Carlos is back off tour.
NeubyWanKaneuby
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They have to be cargo shorts.
thegame
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Where are we at with tan condoms? Asking for a myself
rsm
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tan cargo shorts will need another TGP recommended item:
As demonstrated by a TGP mod's friend:
As demonstrated by a TGP mod's friend:
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VonBonfire
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That's like taking a shower with khakis on.
