Millennial Music fucking sucks

I’m going to poll all my coworker today and see if this is the case because I have a feeling it isn’t 😂

That's the thing, it doesn't matter what your co-worker thinks

This is what everyone else (gen x, the zoomers, gen alpha) have decided

Just like us and gen x decided that boomer music was bob dylan and the beatles and hippy shit
 
That's the thing, it doesn't matter what your co-worker thinks

This is what everyone else (gen x, the zoomers, gen alpha) have decided

Just like us and gen x decided that boomer music was bob dylan and the beatles and hippy shit
I have many non millennial coworkers that I’m about to ask throughout the day just because I’m curious and also scared that the answer might be Mumford and sons
 
I have many non millennial coworkers that I’m about to ask throughout the day just because I’m curious and also scared that the answer might be Mumford and sons

I was surprised about this too because the older millennials listen to a pretty wide variety of music. Like gangsta rap, nu metal, fatwreck style punk, ska, emo, trailercore hot topic metal, a whole bunch of stuff

But then it gets into the 2010s and its just all Mumford and Sons, Lumineers, a spectrum from indie rock to folk rock but all very distinctly hipster fart huffing
 
I believe this is the song that started it all.

The feminization and pascifying of males really took off with this song.

This is around the time where all TV commercials adopted this formula of ukuleles, hand claps, finger snaps, happy go lucky whistling, glockenspiel bells and usually accompanied with either a cute scruffy puppy dog eating freshly poured kibble with all essential healthy vitamins, freshly dried laundry with scented fabric softner that lasts forever, or a retired couple sitting on a row boat hand in hand, or sitting on a swinging bench seat on their front porch, listing off the 10 side effects of whatever drugs are being pushed.
 
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I believe this is the song that started it all.

The feminization and pascifying of males really took off with this song.

This is around the time where all TV commercials adopted this formula of ukuleles, hand claps, finger snaps, happy go lucky whistling, glockenspiel bells and usually accompanied with either a cute scruffy puppy dog eating freshly poured kibble with all essential healthy vitamins, or a retired couple swinging sitting on a row boat hand in hand, or sitting on a swinging bench seat on their front porch, listing off the 10 side effects of whatever drugs are being pushed.


The only band i've ever heard of that's egotistical enough to cover an entire led zeppelin album and release it

Fucking infuriating
 
As much as I tease Millenials, there are some younger musicians, bands, etc. that get it. I saw a band recently and they were doing Allman Brothers and 70s type rock and were awesome. I think they were in high school. My band did a show with these other bands and the first band had a vibe like the band in "Almost Famous". They were great as well.
 
As much as I tease Millenials, there are some younger musicians, bands, etc. that get it. I saw a band recently and they were doing Allman Brothers and 70s type rock and were awesome. I think they were in high school. My band did a show with these other bands and the first band had a vibe like the band in "Almost Famous". They were great as well.
My youngest son is 21 and he and his band are covering 70s 80s hard rock in with their originals. Gives me hope for the future!
 
I believe this is the song that started it all.

The feminization and pascifying of males really took off with this song.

This is around the time where all TV commercials adopted this formula of ukuleles, hand claps, finger snaps, happy go lucky whistling, glockenspiel bells and usually accompanied with either a cute scruffy puppy dog eating freshly poured kibble with all essential healthy vitamins, freshly dried laundry with scented fabric softner that lasts forever, or a retired couple sitting on a row boat hand in hand, or sitting on a swinging bench seat on their front porch, listing off the 10 side effects of whatever drugs are being pushed.

There’s punchable faces, then there’s this. Which is, drive an 18 wheeler over this kind of face
 
My youngest son is 21 and he and his band are covering 70s 80s hard rock in with their originals. Gives me hope for the future!
If they aren't acing Ram Jam's version of Ledbelly's Black Betty and Golden Earring's Radar Love then you need to have a sit down father-son talk.
 
As bad as millennial music was and the dress style that came along with it, it’s still nowhere near as bad as those guys from the 80s dressing like women playing hair metal.
 
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