Most creative way you have garnered interest from the opposite sex.

[S̷͖͑m̵͎͂á̵̺s̸͚̈́h̴̬̑]

We have several suave members here. But one in particular is so smooth an operator that he has picked up a nurse with nothing more than his gorgeous veins. He often gets smiles from girls from nothing more than running.

Oh to be so desirable...

But anyway. What are some of your talents?

 

[thegame]

With so many genders now, you’ll have to narrow down “opposite sex”

 

[84superchamp]

I wasn't going to reveal this here but:

I was trimming bushes for an elderly lady. Hot day and I was stripped down to a tank top but still sweating like mad. I felt someone's eyes on me and when I looked up, there's a beautiful 20-something girl watching my every move. I went back to work and then noticed another girl had stopped to watch, they had some words between them (one of them flexed her bicep, imitating my ropes of iron) then moved on.
I'm sure I could have had either one by just speaking to them but I had to leave to get cleaned up for church.

 

[Uzi Nein Millimetah]

I wasn't going to reveal this here but:

I was trimming bushes for an elderly lady. Hot day and I was stripped down to a tank top but still sweating like mad. I felt someone's eyes on me and when I looked up, there's a beautiful 20-something girl watching my every move. I went back to work and then noticed another girl had stopped to watch, they had some words between them (one of them flexed her bicep, imitating my ropes of iron) then moved on.
I'm sure I could have had either one by just speaking to them but I had to leave to get cleaned up for church.

 

[VonBonfire]

I felt someone's eyes on me and when I looked up, there's a beautiful 20-something girl watching my every move.

Where I come from the winning play in this situation is to look angrily in her direction and say "GOTTA STARING PROBLEM, BITCH?!?!?"

 

[NoHassle]

I just tell my cousin I won't tell my uncle.

So easy...child's play.

Paging @Floyd Eye @MadAsAHatter you can back me up on this gentlemen..?

 

[Floyd Eye]

Don't know about creative, but the most effective way is to ignore them and kinda treat them, well, not like shit really, but definitely with indifference.

 

[Uzi Nein Millimetah]

Don't know about creative, but the most effective way is to ignore them and kinda treat them, well, not like shit really, but definitely with indifference.

Kinda like internet trolls.....ignore them and they go crazy.

 

[311boogieman]

I trimmed an old lady's bush.

 

[Findthetone1]

I trimmed an old lady's bush.

We talking full 70s Don King blowout?

 

[JamesTiberiusKirk]

We talking full 70s Don King blowout?

Buckwheat in a headlock.

 

[Robostyle]

Buckwheat in a headlock.

Racist

 

[JamesTiberiusKirk]

Racist

I KNEW you'd say that.

 

[Findthetone1]

Racist

Right? Implying violence towards a minority. Classless.

 

[JamesTiberiusKirk]

Right? Implying violence towards a minority. Classless.

Ya, your Don King comment was totally classless you racist pig fucker.

 

[Kordoba]

But anyway. What are some of your talents?

Ripping farts at the grocery store. Women love that.

 

[S̷͖͑m̵͎͂á̵̺s̸͚̈́h̴̬̑]

Ripping farts at the grocery store. Women love that.

Well fucking done

 

[84superchamp]

Ripping farts at the grocery store. Women love that.

Speaking of the grocery store: a kid I knew (late teens) spent a lot of time in the grocery and bragged about all the women he met there. Turns out he would spy a comely female, stay close to her and when she reached for a high shelf item he would go for the same item, resulting in full frontal contact...of course apologizing repeatedly.
He was kicked out of several stores but bragged about the lovely females he "ran into".
He occasionally went to a Cuban catholic church to repent.

 

[S̷͖͑m̵͎͂á̵̺s̸͚̈́h̴̬̑]

Speaking of the grocery store: a kid I knew (late teens) spent a lot of time in the grocery and bragged about all the women he met there. Turns out he would spy a comely female, stay close to her and when she reached for a high shelf item he would go for the same item, resulting in full frontal contact...of course apologizing repeatedly.
He was kicked out of several stores but bragged about the lovely females he "ran into".
He occasionally went to a Cuban catholic church to repent.

Hmm. It isn't polite to tell stories about @The~Kid

 

[84superchamp]

Hmm. It isn't polite to tell stories about @The~Kid

"A" kid!