Most creative way you have garnered interest from the opposite sex.

[NoHassle]

Don't know about creative, but the most effective way is to ignore them and kinda treat them, well, not like shit really, but definitely with indifference.

C'mon on you hillbilly...you got plenty of stories of extended family encounters. Cough it up.

Where the fuck is the REAL culprit @MadAsAHatter give it all up fella...we know what really goes on.

 

[Floyd Eye]

C'mon on you hillbilly...you got plenty of stories of extended family encounters. Cough it up.

Where the fuck is the REAL culprit @MadAsAHatter give it all up fella...we know what really goes on.

Typical SoCal leftist “Dude”. Thinks everyone else is a hillbilly.

Shouldn’t you be on the stroll out in front of Disneyworld ?

 

[BeZo]

Moshing. Chicks dig dudes who can dance, no matter what genre.

I was at a friend's Album Release show for his band. They're kinda Nu-metal, but they're all good people (and half clients) so I was there to hang with friends and have fun. They start playing and a couple of us start going nuts and having fun. We're heckling the band and stirring the crowd up.

Then appears this girl. Maybe 5'9", 100 lbs., long dark hair and beautiful hazel eyes. She's suddenly joining in the mix. Whatever, all are welcome.

After the show, I go into the bar area and she spots me and makes a b-line right for me. Standing toe to toe, she tells me I'm awesome and asks my name. I shrugged her off and left shortly after. She looked WAY too young for me.

Talking to my buddy the next day and she came up in conversation. I guess some drunk dude wouldn't leave here alone. She was his buddy's daughter, and she was 19. I tell him what happened with us and he was like, "You coulda hit it! She wasn't a virgin."

I was like, "First off, how do you know that? Why do you know that? And second, no. She's not even half my age."

Still might be the most beautiful girl to ever hit on me though. A perfect 10. If only I was in my 20s. I'd ruin that poor girl.

 

[70 Mach 1]

Still trying to figure it out.
My guitar playing definitely does NOT work.

Usually if im half in the bag and not totally drunk i do a lot better than sober or totally wasted.

I always say to myself go for it.

Whats the worst that can happen. She says no. Im no better off than i was.
Rule of odds is if you hit on 10 1 will always say yes

If you multiply that for a lifetime youll still get 100 in bed.

What do you have to lose

 

[NoHassle]

Still trying to figure it out.
My guitar playing definitely does NOT work.

Usually if im half in the bag and not totally drunk i do a lot better than sober or totally wasted.

I always say to myself go for it.

Whats the worst that can happen. She says no. Im no better off than i was.
Rule of odds is if you hit on 10 1 will always say yes

If you multiply that for a lifetime youll still get 100 in bed.

What do you have to lexperienced words form a man who knows how it works.

Words of wisdom from a man with real experience who gets it.

 

[NoHassle]

Typical SoCal leftist “Dude”. Thinks everyone else is a hillbilly.

Shouldn’t you be on the stroll out in front of Disneyworld ?

C'mon...it was funny.

You kill joy.