Musical genres and the sterotypes that are true

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I am leaving rap/pop out of this because it is pure trash. It is beneath my notice and shouldn't even be called music (it is lip syncing and choreographed dance moves made for simple people by simple people)

I should leave out country, but it is my favorite thing to bash. So here goes

Country
Any music genre that requires you to use a bumfucked accent is not real. If you need more proof than a fucking Austrailian having a southern accent when he sings country...then you are as simple minded as the country fans. And while i appreciate old country a bit....this new shit is just rebranded pop

Death metal
Knuckle dragging three string playing assholes. But really, what are those treble strings doing on a weapon of destruction in the first fucking place? Fucking noodling shit

Punk
Nonconformist-conformists that are underdogs, but much smarter than everyone around them.

Blues
Low gain pentatonic wingtip wearing fedora sporting cliche embracing cornballs

This list is incomplete, so I am going to need all of your help
 
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S̷͖͑m̵͎͂á̵̺s̸͚̈́h̴̬̑ said:
I am leaving rap/pop out of this because it is pure trash. It is beneath my notice and shouldn't even be called music (it is lip syncing and choreographed dance moves made for simple people by simple people)

I should leave out country, but it is my favorite thing to bash. So here goes

Country
Any music genre that requires you to use a bumfucked accent is not real. If you need more proof than a fucking Austrailian having a southern accent when he sings country...then you are as simple minded as the country fans. And while i appreciate old country a bit....this new shit is just rebranded pop

Death metal
Knuckle dragging three string playing assholes.

Punk
Nonconformist-conformists that are underdogs, but much smarter than everyone around them.

Blues
Low gain pentatonic wingtip wearing fedora sporting cliche embracing cornballs

This list is incomplete, so I am going to need all of your help
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Country is now Bon Jovi with southern accents and fiddles.

Death metal dudes like to sing about chaos and destruction then act surprised and offended when their listeners commit an act of chaos and destruction.

Punks are non-comformists but get upset if you didn't vote for a democrat or green party candidate.

Blues is made up of dudes with overpriced guitars and amps but underfed chops. Dudes who wear bowling shirts, newsboy caps, and use words like mojo and have nicknames like doc.
 
Christian Rock - I'd like to rock with them, if by rock I mean give them a good stoning
EDM - early 90's dial up modems have more melody and soul than this drivel
Jazz Fusion - Your musicianship is incredible, your music theory knowledge is unrivalled, your songwriting is shit. Fuck off with your 'outside' note obsession. They don't sound 'outside' anymore if they outnumber the in key notes.
 
S̷͖͑m̵͎͂á̵̺s̸͚̈́h̴̬̑ said:
I am leaving rap/pop out of this because it is pure trash. It is beneath my notice and shouldn't even be called music (it is lip syncing and choreographed dance moves made for simple people by simple people)
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Old country yes I agree is decent. Well, I was drunk, the day my mom got out of prison...but this newer pop country is awful. Even worse is when they try to blend rap like lyrics with the pop country. Stay in your lane. Scheissmusik.

Also, garbage rap and hip hop scammers rip off actual good melodies from talented people.

I too, have been trying to figure out what neo soul is after seeing the thread today.
 
Being from the south...

I cannot for the life of me understand how people not only listen to it, but actually pretend to like this bull shit being passed off as country.

As a non musical person, are the bad cliches not enough to be a turn off?

Its in ever damn dollar general you go to... I can't get out of the store fast enough.

Its like 3 songs templates that are just recycled over and over again with some lame ass lets act like dumb ass redneck catch phrase.

Fancy like applebees...
If I had money I'd buy me a boat and a cooler and some beer...
Girl you make my speakers go boom boom...

Fucking lyrical wizardry, I would rather run a bore bit from one ear through to the other than listen to any of that bullshit again.

Atleast if I ever go deaf, I will finally be able to escape this garbage.
 
CoreyW said:
Girl you make my speakers go boom boom...
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I wish you hadn't posted this line...damn. It's been a solid year since I was subjected to this and it all came flooding back.

I think most of the stuff on the radio somehow contains hidden frequencies intended to irritate and aggravate the conscience because it actually puts me in an angry, irritable mood when I am exposed to it. I have to fight to tune it out and maintain my cool. I think my neighbor finally caught on cause he quit blasting it from his shop 24/7 about six months ago. It only took him ten years to figure out that silence was a much more pleasurable listening experience.
 
VonBonfire said:
I wish you hadn't posted this line...damn. It's been a solid year since I was subjected to this and it all came flooding back.

I think most of the stuff on the radio somehow contains hidden frequencies intended to irritate and aggravate the conscience because it actually puts me in an angry, irritable mood when I am exposed to it. I have to fight to tune it out and maintain my cool. I think my neighbor finally caught on cause he quit blasting it from his shop 24/7 about six months ago. It only took him ten years to figure out that silence was a much more pleasurable listening experience.
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The fake hi hat and snare used in all the garbage rap, hip hop, and some of this modern country does that to me.
 
CoreyW said:
The fake hi hat and snare used in all the garbage rap, hip hop, and some of this modern country does that to me.
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I hate fake drums whether they sound good or not. A machine cannot be organic the way a human with a soul and feel of their own will. A computer will never be able to replicate a great drummer.

Follow me here: I was on X for a minute. Hip-hop/rap dudes were going insane over AI taking over a lot of their music production for a lot of artists, especially younger ones who can't afford production costs. I ruffled some feathers when I told them I was saying this back when drum machines became central to hip-hop/rap production in the 90's and yet my thoughts were pretty much dismissed at the time. "Just a hater stuck in the past". Now lay in the bed you've made. People need to see the logical conclusion that machines will ultimately remove most of the human element from music altogether. No more studio musicians required. No more engineers. Just a few people stamping their approval on what the machine has created.
 
S̷͖͑m̵͎͂á̵̺s̸͚̈́h̴̬̑ said:
I am leaving rap/pop out of this because it is pure trash. It is beneath my notice and shouldn't even be called music (it is lip syncing and choreographed dance moves made for simple people by simple people)

I should leave out country, but it is my favorite thing to bash. So here goes

Country
Any music genre that requires you to use a bumfucked accent is not real. If you need more proof than a fucking Austrailian having a southern accent when he sings country...then you are as simple minded as the country fans. And while i appreciate old country a bit....this new shit is just rebranded pop

Death metal
Knuckle dragging three string playing assholes. But really, what are those treble strings doing on a weapon of destruction in the first fucking place? Fucking noodling shit

Punk
Nonconformist-conformists that are underdogs, but much smarter than everyone around them.

Blues
Low gain pentatonic wingtip wearing fedora sporting cliche embracing cornballs

This list is incomplete, so I am going to need all of your help
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I hate the fedora for this exact reason. Everybody puts one on and think they’re a blues man.
 
idk man have you all heard newer rap? theres some interesting stuff out there now. unlike the genres you mentioned anything goes in rap. EDM influence, metal, punk influence, all prevalent in this new wave. check this out it’s EDMish and has distorted guitars
 
no.mids.brando said:
idk man have you all heard newer rap? theres some interesting stuff out there now. unlike the genres you mentioned anything goes in rap. EDM influence, metal, punk influence, all prevalent in this new wave. check this out it’s EDMish and has distorted guitars
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You’ll have to troll harder than that to get the reaction you’re looking for around here
 
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