I never worked at Starbucks. I paid for my degree myself by working in the summers and playing in a band to keep me fed during the year at school. I did take out a student loan but only because at that time I got half of it given as a grant (no payback). I paid off the rest of the loan right away after school. In fact, I wrote my last final on a Friday, moved to a new city (not far) over the weekend and started work on the Monday. I skipped convocation because, guess what, I was working.
I'd tell you my profession (yes, it IS a profession) and the quality of people I've worked with but for two reasons. I don't reveal much beyond the basics of my personal life, and two, you'd just say I way lying and post a meme or a gif.
Who's stupid now?