RIFF WARZ!!! April Showers bring Mayday! TheBiggestJerk vs VonBonfire vs ???

[7704A]

triangle player.

Today I learned about triangle solos.


Edit:
Something more in the vein of this forum

 

[Smash]

Today I learned about triangle solos.

That motherfucker is groovin'

 

[Matt300ZXT]

I really like those 16th note triplets he was hitting

 

[Smash]

I really like those 16th note triplets he was hitting

That solo is the equivalent to a tough biker riding a scooter.

 

[Smash]

I will be damned if that biker doesnt kinda look like @TheBiggestJerk in the eyes a bit

 

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

I really feel bad for killing you. It was just misplaced anger. But some sexy demon bitch killed me dead, too.

Have a feeling you're both still alive.

 

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

But you ARE a little girl.

You're boring.
Good luck with all of that, triangle player.

 

[VonBonfire]

Have a feeling you're both still alive.

Yeah but Smash isn't dead on the inside.

 

[VonBonfire]

You're boring.

Run a giveaway on a JAMES TYLER guitar and maybe I'll perk up.

 

[SpiderWars]

I really feel bad for killing you. It was just misplaced anger. But some sexy demon bitch killed me dead, too.

Nah bro, 'Hunger Games' rules. Just stay alive.

 

[Eazy-ESP]

Nah bro, 'Hunger Games' rules. Just stay alive.

Don’t even have a conscience with this kind of thing. Imagine it’s 2020 and you need stockpile of toilet paper kind of scenario. Fuck your fellow man.

 

[Smash]

Don’t even have a conscience with this kind of thing. Imagine it’s 2020 and you need stockpile of toilet paper kind of scenario. Fuck your fellow man.

I remember finding out one of my friends was one of the people hoarding toilet paper. It just never occurs to me to do silly things like this

 

[VonBonfire]

I remember finding out one of my friends was one of the people hoarding toilet paper. It just never occurs to me to do silly things like this

I've been full of shit so long I always keep 80+ rolls stockpiled. I got about 150 rolls between my bathroom and my shed right now.

 

[Smash]

I've been full of shit so long I always keep 80+ rolls stockpiled. I got about 150 rolls between my bathroom and my shed right now.

Man. I have a bidet. I havent cared about toilet paper in years

 

[VonBonfire]

Man. I have a bidet. I havent cared about toilet paper in years

Good to know. If I ever come over for a visit I'll be packing a roll or two in my bag because of this. I wouldn't know the first thing about operating one of those. It's digital, right?

 

[Eazy-ESP]

Man. I have a bidet. I havent cared about toilet paper in years

I don’t particularly want to start this conversation, but it really is hard to look around some days and realise all these people think they have a clean ass after using just toilet paper.

I don’t think I want these people sitting on my couch. At least baby wipes. Don’t tell me we are out of the dark ages, we are still living in them!

 

[SpiderWars]

Don’t even have a conscience with this kind of thing. Imagine it’s 2020 and you need stockpile of toilet paper kind of scenario. Fuck your fellow man.

Yep, who needs a stockpile of TP? When the humble leaf abounds?

 

[Smash]

Yep, who needs a stockpile of TP? When the humble leaf abounds?

Dont forget about the three shells

 

[Eazy-ESP]

Yep, who needs a stockpile of TP? When the humble leaf abounds?

I was actually hoping we would slip a little further into lawlessness so I could wait for people to buy all the paper, then just roll them in the car park.

 

[VonBonfire]

Yep, who needs a stockpile of TP? When the humble leaf abounds?

Live oak leaves are barely the size of your index finger tip and salt cedars are just a frond of sorts. That dog don't hunt.