RIG TALK primer thread for TGP refugees

[Techdeth]

If someone is an asshole be an asshole back . Then be frievds . Number one rule
And then you become an RT KIMG

 

[VonBonfire]

If someone is an asshole be an asshole back . Then be frievds . Number one rule
And then you become an RT KIMG

All their fritoes belong to us.

Corn chip bros 4eva.

 

[Uzi Nein Millimetah]

1) You're a TGP maggot refugee and are presumed to have pink hair and facial piercings until the staff and membership have approved and verified you as a quality member.

2) You don't get to sell your soy boy tan pants guitars and amps in our marketplace until you've made fifty QUALITY posts and have been two factor verified.

3) Footwear is important to our members. Do not call into question what another member chooses to cover his cheddar wheels with.

4) Forgiveness is part of the RIG TALK forum life. Don't go reporting a post just because someone thinks your guitars, pedals, amps, shoes, gig-rug, or politics suck (they do).

5. If your handle at TGP was/is Tag, A-Bone, or Analog Mike you are in for a rough ride here. Turn back now.

6. Phrases you used to use at TGP to describe tone will likely earn you a temp ban here e.g "to die for" "paf-ish" "crystal lattice" etc etc.

Official forum rules: 1. No spam 2. No attacking family members 3. No calling people pedophiles 4. No disrespecting moderators

Welcome to the best guitar forum ever created. Make sure the chin strap on your combat helmet has been securely fastened.

First step is to break those pussies of their natural fear of abrasive and ESPECIALLY of non-PC language.

This ain't the dentist's office or a Code Pink office, bois.

 

[VonBonfire]

First step is to break those pussies of their natural fear of abrasive and ESPECIALLY of PC language.

This ain't the dentist's office or a Code Pink office, bois.

I'm going to summon @The~Kid in order to provide a summary of the general forum consensus on the pink pussy hat movement.

 

[70 Mach 1]

@abone
I bet he racks up 100k posts in a year.
He has to be in every thread good bad and indifferent.
What was he the first MOY or something

Lets not forget the king theory geek JonR.
He has to post a 95 paragraph response to every theory question.
I cant get past 2 sentences.

How can one person be bogged down with so much information. Hes like another couch. Probably Ais it all

 

[Shreddy Mercury]

Oh yeah, and if you play gigs out and pull down some mad trim, you gotta share with us. Who cares if they don't call us back once they find out we don't like John Mayer and Dave Matthews songs and were just saying we did.

 

[S̷͖͑m̵͎͂á̵̺s̸͚̈́h̴̬̑]

I have it on good authority that Aboner is joining this forum as a platinum supporting member and lead moderator

 

[stephen sawall]

I'm new here. What shoes are appropriate for my rig ?

 

[DanTravis62]

I have it on good authority that Aboner is joining this forum as a platinum supporting member and lead moderator

I'm really tempted to make an alt named "gay bone" and post a bunch of fart huffing shit sprinkled with midwit vocabulary and obfuscatory vernacular now

 

[rsm]

I'm new here. What shoes are appropriate for my rig ?
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flip-flops. Portnoy brand.

 

[VonBonfire]

I'm really tempted to make an alt named "gay bone" and post a bunch of fart huffing shit sprinkled with midwit vocabulary and obfuscatory vernacular now

So if you're gonna be gay bone, what should I call myself when I make an alt account for tag?

 

[DanTravis62]

So if you're gonna be gay bone, what should I call myself when I make an alt account for tag?

Skin tag? Fag?

 

[67mike]

So if you're gonna be gay bone, what should I call myself when I make an alt account for tag?

Tbag

 

[SonVolt]

I'd like to say fuck you welcome to all our new TGP refuges! And if you were a mod over there fuck your mother's cunt welcome to you too!!!

 

[311boogieman]

Also, we roll a little differently over here. There can only be 1 be all/end all of amps and it ain't no fucking Two Rock.

Behold the king of tone:

 

[Meanjoegreene]

A deluxe reverb hit with single coils and a clean boost is neither high gain nor all the gain anyone should ever need ever

 

[DanTravis62]

Also, we roll a little differently over here. There can only be 1 be all/end all of amps and it ain't no fucking Two Rock.

Behold the king of tone:

Oh my god, thinking of all the issues mesa had with the channel switching relays on the road king and roadster, this meme gave me tech PTSD

 

[VonBonfire]

Also, we roll a little differently over here. There can only be 1 be all/end all of amps and it ain't no fucking Two Rock.

Behold the king of tone:

This actually would give H&K a run for their money. Artemis module control panel....and now that I mention it I'm sure some flat earth content here will help weed out TGP agents.

 

[rsm]

Get ready for the "my 5W tube amp delivers, no one needs 100W" topics.

...and the directional power cables, do guitar straps impact tone, etc., discussions.

 

[JackBootedThug]

As the MURDERATOR on here I wholeheartedly endorse this message. Now what are we talking about?