So, what do you guys do for a living?

[M@tt C]

I manage the cloud-based contact center solution for a large aftermarket automotive accessory retailer, I also cover quality assurance and workforce management for our contact centers.

 

[Monkey Man]

My wife and I cut down trees and sell them in many different ways ....

That thing's incredible!

The chainsaw ain't bad either.

 

[dawnofdreamx97]

That thing's incredible!

The chainsaw ain't bad either.

That's what I'm saying ! Lol

 

[ZEEGLER]

That's what I'm saying ! Lol

She thik!

 

[Beyond Black]

My wife and I cut down trees and sell them in many different ways ....



..... lol yea right ..... was there a chainsaw in that video by the way? Haha

Tell your wife I wanna wear her ass as a facemask.

 

[Detroit1973]

I'm a hand and underwear model.

I thought i recognized your buldge.

 

[grooveHT]

I`m a thief.

Lawyer or politician?

 

[Chris6870]

I rob banks to fund my summer surfing. One of my favorite surfing locations is Bells Beach Australia. I also like to work as a bouncer in the off season.

Don't come to NJ. My company installs security systems in banks and we WILL catch you.

 

[Findthetone1]

I thought i recognized your buldge.

Yes, I do have a rather large.............hand.

 

[psychodave]

Don't come to NJ. My company installs security systems in banks and we WILL catch you.

I like to wear masks of ex-presidents.

 

[inyarak74]

I manage a animal shelter. Dogs rule.. people suck.

 

[Tone Monster]

We own and operate a limestone quarry.

 

[Valtyr]

Incident Management. Basically, I herd cats till we get the right people to fix system outages.

 

[guitarplayer]

Retired, pharmaceutical rep.

 

[IIBornotIIB]

dead, just….. dead

 

[phil b]

I like to wear masks of ex-presidents.

So you kill the bus driver..... ?

 

[Dino 939]

My wife and I cut down trees and sell them in many different ways ....



..... lol yea right ..... was there a chainsaw in that video by the way? Haha

Nick, they Stihl need a chainsaw.

 

[Dino 939]

Don't come to NJ. My company installs security systems in banks and we WILL catch you.

Doesn’t’ matter, for many bank robbers, they just
don’t have time for a mask, they’ll be worried about getting busted later when they run out of the moneys.

 

[rickenbacker198]

Seasonal work mostly.
I raise onions and garlic on our 3rd generation family farm.
It’s dirty work.

 

[romanianreaper]

When I worked in aerospace, I was working nights and heard screaming from the machine shop. Ran over to find our machinist with his arm ripped off at the shoulder. We had him pinned while waiting for the paramedics. He had bypassed the safety and was hand polishing the inside of a cylinder barrel. He must have hit the high speed button and that was it. That was 10 years ago and it is burned in my memory.

When I was in the Air Force some guy got his finger taken off in the paper shredder. Him, his supervisor and another airman who witnessed it all drove in a hurry to the ER. They get there and the doctor says "ok, where is the fnger?" Those three jackasses all forgot the finger. So they sent the witness back to find the finger in the paper pile.