Two words most guitarist hate the most!

[Gitfiddler]

“I’m pregnant”

 

[BeZo]

Me: "What? I didn't hear you!"
Sound Engineer: "Turn down!"
Me: "Turn the cab?"
SE: "No, turn..."
*Points cabs at drummer*

Everybody wins!

 

[blackba]

"so...you do this as a hobby?"

Like we're playing darts or something. It particularly hurts because we make no money making it somewhat accurate, lol.

"So will you play for free, for the exposure"

Response - "I have been doing this for 20 plus years, got all the exposure I am going to get. Will Play for charity, but otherwise SHOW ME THE MONEY"


I am also amazed at what DJs (talking wedding DJs here) get paid. Yet when a band asks for that much to play a wedding, we are told we are just being greedy. A smart Band can have a DJ for inbetween sets to cover styles of music that the band doesn't play.

 

[Dopethrone]

play clean

 

[JimAnsell]

“I’m pregnant”

winner!

3 kids and lots of gear sold later.... here i am.

 

[Speeddemon]

Random person in the audience:
"Lemme try"