Vonbonfire as a dad

[sandman]

@VonBonfire

 

[VonBonfire]

This is very accurate.^

 

[japetus]

"So your daughter says you play the blues? That's awesome, I am so into the blues...The Black Keys are awesome."

 

[VonBonfire]

"So your daughter says you play the blues? That's awesome, I am so into the blues...The Black Keys are awesome."

Homey is gonna be going through the window.

 

[japetus]

Homey is gonna be going through the window.

 

[BABMusic]

Boyfriend: "I'm learning Nickelback and Creed..."

VB: "Get the hell out of my house." -

 

[phillybhatesme]

"Gotta step up your shoe game, son"

 

[Techdeth]

Von likes dudes
He adopts ?

 

[VonBonfire]

Von likes dudes
He adopts ?

I won't even rent to you unless you have Carlos shoes, caiman tail shitkickers, and a couple tube amps.

 

[Alpha Stryke]

 

[VonBonfire]

Is that what you watch while you're playing with meat at work Dan?^

 

[japetus]

Danimal, please refrain from posting homoerotic gifs on the main board (I erased it) keep those for OT.

 

[BeZo]

His daughter would totally bring home a guy wearing these.

 

[japetus]

His daughter would totally bring home a guy wearing these.
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[VonBonfire]

My daughter is currently dating one of those "last name=first name" kids but other than him and her both having the most abysmal taste in music you can possibly imagine he seems like the most promising catch so far. At least he can handle a flat tire. I don't think he wears toe shoes but he doesn't have any Carlos shoes, YET . He's a vegan though I think it's due to some allergies....I dunno, I think they all say that stuff. I guess we'll see....

 

[japetus]

My daughter is currently dating one of those "last name=first name" kids but other than him and her both having the most abysmal taste in music you can possibly imagine he seems like the most promising catch so far. At least he can handle a flat tire. I don't think he wears toe shoes but he doesn't have any Carlos shoes, YET . He's a vegan though I think it's due to some allergies....I dunno, I think they all say that stuff. I guess we'll see....

Slow steps, slow steps...

 

[VonBonfire]

Slow steps, slow steps...

As long as he's nice to her and doesn't call the black keys a blues band it should work out.

 

[japetus]

As long as he's nice to her and doesn't call the black keys a blues band it should work out.

When I was that age, my gf's dad tried to big dog me and take me crappie fishing. Motherfucker had an zebco 33 on a 35 year old pole (no hate). I showed up with my Shimano JDM shit with some 4 lb test and 1/32 oz jigs with Bobby Garland Blue Ice on em...filled his crappie keeper net up in about 20. Moral of the the story? Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Get totally fuckin son'd up by your daughters bf crappie fishing...she should probably marry that boy.

 

[shredi knight]

 

[VonBonfire]

When I was that age, my gf's dad tried to big dog me and take me crappie fishing. Motherfucker had an zebco 33 on a 35 year old pole (no hate). I showed up with my Shimano JDM shit with some 4 lb test and 1/32 oz jigs with Bobby Garland Blue Ice on em...filled his crappie keeper net up in about 20. Moral of the the story? Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Get totally fuckin son'd up by your daughters bf crappie fishing...she should probably marry that boy.

Zebco 33?



My dad bought me and my bro matching 33 classics back when I was like 8 so we could fish off the dock. Granted, I caught a lot of fish on that rig using a beetle spin, mostly perch and blue gill. Still, I upgraded to one of his Daiwa BG-10's as soon as I was man enough to hold my finger on the line when casting.