You’re bringing the lulz. Honk honk, goose got me tickled, and subsequent replies kept me laughing.
Gear that had fallen short for me: Hipshot. I know I’m a minority on this, but I have multiple Hipshot products, and all of them are fine and preform okay. Everything from Hipshot I have, however, there are similarly priced products from other brands that I like way better.
The 2nd thing is my love/hate for headless guitars. Love the form, the ergonomics, lightweight etc. But every headless I’ve owned (still have 2) and the ones I’ve tried, all fairly expensive guitars: They all have this strident directness that is just not pleasant to me. I can get decent tones, but the directness (don’t know another descriptive that works) is always there. Maybe more of a feel thing, but it makes my balls itch.
If anyone else perceives the same thing with headless guitars, and have found a headless design that doesn’t have that characteristic, I’d love to hear about it. I’d love for a headless to have a chance at being one of my favorite guitars, but so far, the direct feel thing has been a negative for every headless I’ve played.