Laputan Machine
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Tru
I think peak tan pants is shit like Two Rock, Morgan, Carr...
I think peak tan pants is shit like Two Rock, Morgan, Carr...
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VonBonfire
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Other guy in my group has a Morgan but he pretty much stole it in a trade with some idiot tan pants wearer who just had to have....get this....a blues junior.
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Faded Abyss
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I think you’re right about Two-Rock. I guess Yacht power generators are able to get the power section of their amps to saturate with the wimpiest of picking hands because long sleeves can get in the way on a windy day
mentoneman
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the epicenter
Uzi Nein Millimetah
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I still remember when the modern Tan Pants Movement was born.
It was late '92, and the previously dominant Metal culture was essentially poisoned, stabbed for good measure, and then quietly dumped in a deep lake overnight to allow the new kids, Grunge, to rule the roost for about 5 years before music devolved much further to Boi Bands and Wap.
At the same time, all of the know-it-all middled aged Bluze Cucks came out of the woodwork, which resulted in a dramatic change to the content of Guitar Player magazine especially, probably the most circulated guitar rag at the time. Instead of metal/shred stories, they started talking more and more about Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, Gatemouth Brown, Peter Green, etc, exactly the kind of influences the "cool dads" and "new cool" young artists would claim to be influenced by, and to have "always" been influenced by. Kirk Hammett was at the front of this Bluez train, even though he was in what was still claimed to be a metal band firmly connected to the previous decade. He was worse than being a Tan Pantzer, he was a freakin' Benedict Arnold to his own genre! And to add insult to injury, he intentionally forgot how to play metal lead guitar on new albums for at least 15 years....
In reality, it's far more likely they were influenced by EVH, Maiden, Priest, Scorps, Ozzy, etc, when they were young, but it was suddenly cool to start bragging that you had an original '63 Strat and tweed Champ (or Peter Green's Les Paul for example) instead of a Jackson Soloist and Mark IV.
I never once joined them.
It was late '92, and the previously dominant Metal culture was essentially poisoned, stabbed for good measure, and then quietly dumped in a deep lake overnight to allow the new kids, Grunge, to rule the roost for about 5 years before music devolved much further to Boi Bands and Wap.
At the same time, all of the know-it-all middled aged Bluze Cucks came out of the woodwork, which resulted in a dramatic change to the content of Guitar Player magazine especially, probably the most circulated guitar rag at the time. Instead of metal/shred stories, they started talking more and more about Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, Gatemouth Brown, Peter Green, etc, exactly the kind of influences the "cool dads" and "new cool" young artists would claim to be influenced by, and to have "always" been influenced by. Kirk Hammett was at the front of this Bluez train, even though he was in what was still claimed to be a metal band firmly connected to the previous decade. He was worse than being a Tan Pantzer, he was a freakin' Benedict Arnold to his own genre! And to add insult to injury, he intentionally forgot how to play metal lead guitar on new albums for at least 15 years....
In reality, it's far more likely they were influenced by EVH, Maiden, Priest, Scorps, Ozzy, etc, when they were young, but it was suddenly cool to start bragging that you had an original '63 Strat and tweed Champ (or Peter Green's Les Paul for example) instead of a Jackson Soloist and Mark IV.
I never once joined them.
Hiwatts-n-Gibsons
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Fuck fascists.
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VonBonfire
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There was no cool factor to being a young person playing blues in the early and mid 90's, speaking from experience here. I had a pos 65 jag and a fender 85 ss amp. I was surrounded by older dipshits stuck in 1985, then dipshits who thought vanilla ice was rad, and finally dipshits who thought nirvana was amazing. It was a lose-lose situation. Somehow it still is.I still remember when the modern Tan Pants Movement was born.
It was late '92, and the previously dominant Metal culture was essentially poisoned, stabbed for good measure, and then quietly dumped in a deep lake overnight to allow the new kids, Grunge, to rule the roost for about 5 years before music devolved much further to Boi Bands and Wap.
At the same time, all of the know-it-all middled aged Bluze Cucks came out of the woodwork, which resulted in a dramatic change to the content of Guitar Player magazine especially, probably the most circulated guitar rag at the time. Instead of metal/shred stories, they started talking more and more about Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, Gatemouth Brown, Peter Green, etc, exactly the kind of influences the "cool dads" and "new cool" young artists would claim to be influenced by, and to have "always" been influenced by. Kirk Hammett was at the front of this Bluez train, even though he was in what was still claimed to be a metal band firmly connected to the previous decade. He was worse than being a Tan Pantzer, he was a freakin' Benedict Arnold to his own genre! And to add insult to injury, he intentionally forgot how to play metal lead guitar on new albums for at least 15 years....
In reality, it's far more likely they were influenced by EVH, Maiden, Priest, Scorps, Ozzy, etc, when they were young, but it was suddenly cool to start bragging that you had an original '63 Strat and tweed Champ (or Peter Green's Les Paul for example) instead of a Jackson Soloist and Mark IV.
I never once joined them.
SonVolt
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Is he still alive? I forgot all about Mr. Kaiser.
EDIT: He's alive and well!!!
https://www.squidco.com/cgi-bin/news/newsView.cgi?newsID=2891
DanTravis62
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Are the fascists in the room with you right now?
nightlight
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Wow. That set up my guitar mood for the day. The resurrected Kurt Cobain emerging from nothingness on YT to lay down the most brutal solo I've heard in a long time. I wish he had a talkbox effect to demo, dude is legit.
And his name is Henry Kaiser. Get it? Kaiser? Hitler? Heil?
We're obviously on to something in this thread and if we keep it up, something good is sure to manifest.
mentoneman
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“He is the son of Henry J. Kaiser Jr. and the grandson of industrialist Henry J. Kaiser.”
that kind of money seriously alters reality.
spitballing here, but i can’t help but think that after this video, Dumble decided that all the money in the world wasn’t worth his reputation being sullied, thus the discretionary customer audition process…?
longfxukxnhair
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Davin is just passing time until the next WNBA game comes on
MadAsAHatter
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I bet this is the same guy who started that Hey all you shredders! thread.
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Faded Abyss
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That was a good read. And it’s devolved even further than low T, tan pants cucks… I’ve been saying for years that these phony, non-male, alien like social media shredders, sound like MIDI guitar or guitar pro EVEN when they go out of their way to make it appear as if they are actually playing in real time.I still remember when the modern Tan Pants Movement was born.
It was late '92, and the previously dominant Metal culture was essentially poisoned, stabbed for good measure, and then quietly dumped in a deep lake overnight to allow the new kids, Grunge, to rule the roost for about 5 years before music devolved much further to Boi Bands and Wap.
At the same time, all of the know-it-all middled aged Bluze Cucks came out of the woodwork, which resulted in a dramatic change to the content of Guitar Player magazine especially, probably the most circulated guitar rag at the time. Instead of metal/shred stories, they started talking more and more about Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, Gatemouth Brown, Peter Green, etc, exactly the kind of influences the "cool dads" and "new cool" young artists would claim to be influenced by, and to have "always" been influenced by. Kirk Hammett was at the front of this Bluez train, even though he was in what was still claimed to be a metal band firmly connected to the previous decade. He was worse than being a Tan Pantzer, he was a freakin' Benedict Arnold to his own genre! And to add insult to injury, he intentionally forgot how to play metal lead guitar on new albums for at least 15 years....
In reality, it's far more likely they were influenced by EVH, Maiden, Priest, Scorps, Ozzy, etc, when they were young, but it was suddenly cool to start bragging that you had an original '63 Strat and tweed Champ (or Peter Green's Les Paul for example) instead of a Jackson Soloist and Mark IV.
I never once joined them.
And now the latest trend is to call them out. Why all the sudden. Were there actually people out there that thought these guys were legitimate? Tim Henson and Ichikito Nito… what is that… a Pokémon?
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GuitarVacation
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Thread brings the LOLs.
Somebody send that dude a 2x8" speaker cab so he can experience the glory of a Princeton stack.
Attenuation? Nah bro, when I hook the Weber up to my Princeton STACK, it's subdued annihilation.
Somebody send that dude a 2x8" speaker cab so he can experience the glory of a Princeton stack.
Attenuation? Nah bro, when I hook the Weber up to my Princeton STACK, it's subdued annihilation.
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GuitarVacation
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Do the fascists put together any well organized orgies? Asking for a friend.
DanTravis62
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Hey man, you WILL be morally impressed by his willingness to virtue signal anonymously on the Internet - his pornhub search history be damned.
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GuitarVacation
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Hold on. Are you telling me things searched on certain "novelty" websites can be cataloged and even rendered in a historical type of log or record?
Surely this isn't a function performed by a electronic device I own and have supposed control of ?!?!
Ah, well, if this is the case, which is best: hammer, blowtorch, microwave, convection oven, or interdimensional black hole/portal?
DanTravis62
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