Wow, I'm so totally shocked that the BBW blues instagram influencer is a fake

[DanTravis62]

HOW WERE SO MANY FAMOUS PEOPLE WERE FOOLED BY THIS SHIT???

There's no way on earth a real person could get that much sustain with that clean of a tone, that's completely retarded

 

[NeubyWanKaneuby]

With a top of the line super compressor pedal of course...

She probably has TheToneDig's manual.

 

[DanTravis62]

With a top of the line super compressor pedal of course...

She probably has TheToneDig's manual.

There's no compressor on earth that is going to make you sustain so much that it starts before you even start doing vibrato

 

[Dale B]

It's all in her boooooooooooooooobs.

 

[Dale B]

You have to pronounce it like this:

 

[Monkey Man]

Dishonest shit like this really grinds my gears.

That smug, "Look at me / I really know what I'm doing" look in the fake clips is just the icing on the cake.

 

[DanTravis62]

Dishonest shit like this really grinds my gears.

That smug, "Look at me / I really know what I'm doing" look in the fake clips is just the icing on the cake.

It's so pervasive in the Instagram/youtube/social media guitar culture that it's basically par for the course at this point

But yes, it's infuriating

Because lots of us have spend 10 thousand hours (I probably have done that TWICE!) to gain mastery of this instrument and be able to make art

And when someone does this, it's like they're saying "what you've spent your life on means nothing. In fact, it means so little that I don't even have to think twice about completely faking it"

 

[Monkey Man]

Indeed.

One look at her body provides the clue that she's predisposed to taking shortcuts... or shortbread, whichever's closer.

 

[The~Kid]

HOW WERE SO MANY FAMOUS PEOPLE WERE FOOLED BY THIS SHIT???

There's no way on earth a real person could get that much sustain with that clean of a tone, that's completely retarded

Talking in Ichikas......


This has to be a 10 out of 10 Ichikas

 

[Mike Oxhuge]

As fake as the sustain is, it's not nearly as grating and annoying as the fucktard that made the video.

 

[thegame]

I thought that was very sweet and tasty. Of course I’m talking about her signature table syrup.

 

[skoora]

What’s a shame is, she can actually play, but in true Nigerian Prince fashion, why be honest about what you can do to make a buck.

 

[cardinal]

Nihilistic generation has learned by (bad) examples that the easy way to succeed is by scamming other people.

 

[shredi knight]

I thought that was very sweet and tasty. Of course I’m talking about her signature table syrup.

 

[DanTravis62]

I thought that was very sweet and tasty. Of course I’m talking about her signature table syrup.

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Honestly, at this point, what I need to do is make an AI filter of me playing guitar as a 6 year old retarded Aboriginal quadruple amputee in a steven hawking chair

Then I can finally make a career out of playing the guitar and make the big bucks

If Aunt Jemima can pretend to play Fischer Price© My First Blues® and boomers everywhere shit their pants in collective ecstasy, all I need to do is become an even less likely demographic (And I can actually play!) and I will rake in the views!

I can even start a paypal thats like RetardedAboriginalQuadrupleAmputeeInAStevenHawkingChair@paypal.com so when I beg for money everyone will think it's legit and i will RAKE in the endorsements

 

[Devin]

Digital lipids

 

[Kordoba]

Honestly, at this point, what I need to do is make an AI filter of me playing guitar as a 6 year old retarded Aboriginal quadruple amputee in a steven hawking chair

You really should do this.

 

[Speeddemon]

As fake as the sustain is, it's not nearly as grating and annoying as the fucktard that made the video.

I hear ya, although he shows some self deprecating humor later in the video (7m16s), which helps him, and throwing some shade on Davy504 is good in my book as well.
Davy kinda looks like he's related to Lyla Storm.

 

[SgtThump]

Honestly, at this point, what I need to do is make an AI filter of me playing guitar as a 6 year old retarded Aboriginal quadruple amputee in a steven hawking chair

Then I can finally make a career out of playing the guitar and make the big bucks

If Aunt Jemima can pretend to play Fischer Price© My First Blues® and boomers everywhere shit their pants in collective ecstasy, all I need to do is become an even less likely demographic (And I can actually play!) and I will rake in the views!

I can even start a paypal thats like RetardedAboriginalQuadrupleAmputeeInAStevenHawkingChair@paypal.com so when I beg for money everyone will think it's legit and i will RAKE in the endorsements

money sent

 

[DanTravis62]

money sent

Already more money than i've made playing real music