thegame
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Those are a dime a dozen at No Kings rallies and other like minded protests across the country. You're gonna need a gimmick to stand out. May I suggest giant prosthetic bananas as limbs to make yourself more appealing?
Wow, I'm so totally shocked that the BBW blues instagram influencer is a fake
DanTravis62
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GENIUS!
And then I can wear pajamas and cover this song:
Honestly it would be more musical than most of the "metal" that's been post in that other thread
TheGreatGreen
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Hey guys I heard there was a 6 year old retarded Aboriginal quadruple amputee in a steven hawking chair playing guitar music around here? What an inspiring story of inspiration.
Anybody have their patreon link so I can empty my bank account into it?
Anybody have their patreon link so I can empty my bank account into it?
rsm
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well, she's no Sister Rosetta Tharpe...
shredi knight
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DanTravis62
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I am 100% going to use this, somehow
But im going to grok it with my purple les paul classic, I can't fucking believe you would use a strat
For shame
shredi knight
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It's all poor little Dan can afford.
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DanTravis62
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DanTravis62
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I'm going to need @thegame to help me with blues guy names
I'm pretty good at them, but it needs to be perfect
shredi knight
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I got the names of your first 3 singles:
"Damn Right, I've Got No Shoes (Cus' I Got No Feet)"
"The Limbs Are Gone"
“Devil Got My Woman (Surgeon Got My Arms & Legs)"
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brunocormack
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You mean to tell me everything on Instagram isn't 100% authentic and organic? Next you're going to tell me that half the tone clips on TikTok aren't actually running through a real 100-watt Plexi in a bedroom.
The influencer guitar bubble is getting weirder by the day. It’s all about algorithms, backing tracks, and aesthetics now over actual playing or real gear.
The influencer guitar bubble is getting weirder by the day. It’s all about algorithms, backing tracks, and aesthetics now over actual playing or real gear.
shredi knight
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Stumpty Dumpty
DanTravis62
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Well, the reason it is the way it is, is because people are completely retarded and looked at that Aunt Jemima miming to AI slop chicago blues and thought "wow this is fucking guitar alright"
I don't know if you saw in the OP video but Adam Neely and a whole bunch of famous music influencers and "personalities" fell for this which is hilarious
On a scale of ichika to giacomo turra, this is way, way worse because it's even more obvious it's fake. But that makes it much, much worse that people are falling for it
thegame
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First of all, I refuse to take part in something so blatantly offensive. However, I wish you the best of luck with your fundraising efforts as they apply to the MMILIASHITPCC++* community
* Missing and Murdered Indigenous Limbs In a Steven Hawking Intersectional Torso Privileged Colonizer Chair (MMILIASHITPCC++)
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brunocormack
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LOL I was biased when I started watching so didn't fully watch everything. Impressive some people would fall for it.
thegame
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brunocormack
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You and everyone that reposted this or liked it ROFL
Speeddemon
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Crab Boy Walker
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nightlight
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No Fingers Picking Lieutenant Dan and his Magic Legs
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Now we're getting somewhere!
