*Glenn starts making YouTube thumbnail orgasm faces*
"BASSIST ARE BAD"
*polite applause*
"JANUARY SIXTH MADE ME START MY PERIOD EARLY"
*rapturous applause from zoomers with poopwounds and blue hair*
"TODAYS SPONSOR IS MY OWN PRODUCT"
*Seal clap and seal noises*
"I LIKE CHEAP SHITTY GEAR BECAUSE THEY SPONSOR MY VIDJAS"
*Zoomers cum themselves because he's justifying their disposable purchases for the disposable shit culture they adore*
"THE IN FLAMES CLAY MAN TOAN IS BEST BECAUSE I LIKE BAD SELLOUT MUSIC INSTEAD OF WHORACLE AND JESTER RACE AND THATS THE ONLY TOAN THATS LITERALLY EVER ON MY VIDEOS"
*Audience gives standing ovation of clown honks, spraying steaming arcs of rainbow LGBT jizzum*