Two words most guitarist hate the most!

“I’m pregnant”

Me: "What? I didn't hear you!"
Sound Engineer: "Turn down!"
Me: "Turn the cab?"
SE: "No, turn..."
*Points cabs at drummer*

Everybody wins!

crankyrayhanky":3q4gkkv8 said:

"so...you do this as a hobby?"

Like we're playing darts or something. It particularly hurts because we make no money making it somewhat accurate, lol.

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"So will you play for free, for the exposure"

Response - "I have been doing this for 20 plus years, got all the exposure I am going to get. Will Play for charity, but otherwise SHOW ME THE MONEY"


I am also amazed at what DJs (talking wedding DJs here) get paid. Yet when a band asks for that much to play a wedding, we are told we are just being greedy. A smart Band can have a DJ for inbetween sets to cover styles of music that the band doesn't play.

play clean

Gitfiddler":3j5ymx7c said:

“I’m pregnant”

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winner!

3 kids and lots of gear sold later.... here i am.

Random person in the audience:
"Lemme try"