Alright, which one of you guys is this?

[Techdeth]

Just rewatched to the end. Looks like the bass player got up and moved a bit and probably why he is a bit skinnier. I hope the chair is rated for >450.

They could do a good RonnieJames Diabetes
Tribute act

 

[DanTravis62]

They could do a good RonnieJames Diabetes
Tribute act

I love how they named their band Hellfire Empire too, like you would think it's the most edgy over the top metal band of all time - like a crossover thrash band or something

No it's a bunch of obese boomers sitting down in their cover band mangling the lyrics to a song everyone on earth knows the words to

 

[RaceU4her]

thought i was gonna open the thread and see this thing

 

[Al Chapo]

Dude on the second verse was even really saying words ?

You got a pound of wings comin'

 

[DanTravis62]

You got a pound of wings comin'

I bet it is far more than a pound of wings - i was watching an episode of "my 600 pound life" with my old lady, and there was this dude who ate like 80-90 flats in a sitting, every week when they were on sale at some local restaurant.

To get that big, you have to go big with the wings

 

[griff10672]

the human body is an amazing thing ...............

 

[DanTravis62]

thought i was gonna open the thread and see this thing

BARB SAID I GOTTA KEEP THE CLIBBINS TO A MANAGEABLE LEVEL AND I SAID OH YEAH WHAT ABOUT VON GAYLEN, HOW BOUT THEM CRABAPPLES?

- Sent from my Fridgidaire© Smart Fridge™

 

[TheGreatGreen]

Oh hey the guitar player doesn’t have a clip-on headstock tuner! Good thing, wouldn’t want them to look uncool.

 

[DanTravis62]

Oh hey the guitar player doesn’t have clip-on headstock tuner! Good thing, wouldn’t want them to look uncool.

That's quite literally the only thing that could make this any more uncool

I'm sure he's got a tuner on his axe fx or whatever he's using, which, fine that gets some cool points I guess

The guitar player is the least of this band's worries though

 

[griff10672]

Kudos to the company that built that stool .......

 

[DanTravis62]

Kudos to the company that built that stool .......

I just keep imagining like the band hires a NASA engineer to make a musician's stool out of silicon carbide and titanium or something

 

[griff10672]

I just keep imagining like the band hires a NASA engineer to make a musician's stool out of silicon carbide and titanium or something

I bet that thing could hold a big block chevy engine .....

 

[DanTravis62]

I bet that thing could hold a big block chevy engine .....

If it's aluminum it could be as low as 500 pounds ish

If it's cast iron it's more like 700

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if that guy outweighs either

 

[griff10672]

If it's aluminum it could be as low as 500 pounds ish

If it's cast iron it's more like 700

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if that guy outweighs either

it's almost like guessing how many jelly beans are in the jar for the Liquor basket at the end of the night

 

[shredi knight]

Backwards baseball cap and what looks like safety glasses? It's obvious to me that this is Kyle Bull, 40 years and 300 ponds from now, probably still whining about Rig-Talk...

 

[marvcus]

High energy performance from the drummer

 

[DanTravis62]

High energy performance from the drummer

Right? I did a literal spit take when he started doing the stick tricks

That's gotta be difficult in the event horizon of the vocalists gravitational mass shadow

 

[Rottweiler]

I cant see it. I dont have snapface (quoting Bill Belichick)

 

[DanTravis62]

I cant see it. I dont have snapface (quoting Bill Belichick)

Bro, it actually might be worth creating a throwaway account just to watch this

 

[thegame]

Rocka Rollaids
Chicken Wings of Destiny
Shit after shit
Stained Ass
Hellbent for Butter
Unleashed in the Rest Room
Brutish Meal
Point of Buffet
Servings for Vengeance
Refrigerator of the Faith
Turbo Blubber
Ram it Down my Gullet
Veinkiller