Techdeth
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They could do a good RonnieJames Diabetes
Tribute act
Tribute act
DanTravis62
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I love how they named their band Hellfire Empire too, like you would think it's the most edgy over the top metal band of all time - like a crossover thrash band or something
No it's a bunch of obese boomers sitting down in their cover band mangling the lyrics to a song everyone on earth knows the words to
RaceU4her
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thought i was gonna open the thread and see this thing
Al Chapo
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You got a pound of wings comin'
DanTravis62
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I bet it is far more than a pound of wings - i was watching an episode of "my 600 pound life" with my old lady, and there was this dude who ate like 80-90 flats in a sitting, every week when they were on sale at some local restaurant.
To get that big, you have to go big with the wings
griff10672
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the human body is an amazing thing ...............
DanTravis62
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thought i was gonna open the thread and see this thing
BARB SAID I GOTTA KEEP THE CLIBBINS TO A MANAGEABLE LEVEL AND I SAID OH YEAH WHAT ABOUT VON GAYLEN, HOW BOUT THEM CRABAPPLES?
- Sent from my Fridgidaire© Smart Fridge™
TheGreatGreen
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Oh hey the guitar player doesn’t have a clip-on headstock tuner! Good thing, wouldn’t want them to look uncool.
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DanTravis62
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That's quite literally the only thing that could make this any more uncool
I'm sure he's got a tuner on his axe fx or whatever he's using, which, fine that gets some cool points I guess
The guitar player is the least of this band's worries though
griff10672
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Kudos to the company that built that stool .......
DanTravis62
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I just keep imagining like the band hires a NASA engineer to make a musician's stool out of silicon carbide and titanium or something
griff10672
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I bet that thing could hold a big block chevy engine .....
DanTravis62
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If it's aluminum it could be as low as 500 pounds ish
If it's cast iron it's more like 700
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if that guy outweighs either
griff10672
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it's almost like guessing how many jelly beans are in the jar for the Liquor basket at the end of the night
shredi knight
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Backwards baseball cap and what looks like safety glasses? It's obvious to me that this is Kyle Bull, 40 years and 300 ponds from now, probably still whining about Rig-Talk...
marvcus
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High energy performance from the drummer
DanTravis62
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Right? I did a literal spit take when he started doing the stick tricks
That's gotta be difficult in the event horizon of the vocalists gravitational mass shadow
Rottweiler
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I cant see it. I dont have snapface (quoting Bill Belichick)
DanTravis62
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Bro, it actually might be worth creating a throwaway account just to watch this
thegame
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Rocka Rollaids
Chicken Wings of Destiny
Shit after shit
Stained Ass
Hellbent for Butter
Unleashed in the Rest Room
Brutish Meal
Point of Buffet
Servings for Vengeance
Deep Fryers of the Faith
Turbo Blubber
Ram it Down my Gullet
Veinkiller
Chicken Wings of Destiny
Shit after shit
Stained Ass
Hellbent for Butter
Unleashed in the Rest Room
Brutish Meal
Point of Buffet
Servings for Vengeance
Deep Fryers of the Faith
Turbo Blubber
Ram it Down my Gullet
Veinkiller
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