-the "trade guy" .....he offers to trade-(+ cash from me, or gold bullion, high grade plutonium or maybe, if she's in like new condition, rated 9.6 at the lowest, on a professionaly calibrated... "MAN-O-METER" you take car of delivery, mail order bride, no older than 18, all shots, certified, documented & medically verified to be "3V- VIRGIN"-(all 3 orifices)-and must have TNGFS-(That New Girl Friend Smell)-for his MINTY, NEVER SMOKED IN, PET FREE, ORIGINAL OWNER, only out of the box for pics, then put back in the ORIGINAL BOX, CASE CANDY, HANG TAGS & RE-CALLS, 1973 FORD PINTO!!! the color is the lovely, 70's kitchen wall paper matched, PUMPKIN ORANGE!, with 70's trailer park GREEN pin stripes!!!! I know!! Right!! and get ready!! You sitting down!!! FAUX WOOD SIDE PANELS!!! yes sir!! the side panels aren't those ugly plastic panels, there DECALS!! oh the grain of the FAUX WOOD JUST JUMPS OUT IN VIVID DETAIL!! Well maybe,... Still unsure of this, I'm getting the short end of the stick here, and got to tell ya, she's part of the family, don't see these rare classic's around anymore, , THIS MY FRIEND, IS "THE" PRINCE!!,... the 1973!!!! Fully loaded, and yes!! it is, not only the coolest of the cool!! Special option, #666 -FACTORY INSTALLED & EQUIPPED, with the most sensitive rear impact sensor-(.02 inch pounds of pressure)-if a fly shits on the rear bumper, BANG!!-BISCUIT!! ADIOS AMIGO!!! like I said you lucky man!! Fully loaded, every option, there's even a hole for a radio!! an for your your fully restored, big block 396, 1966 Chevelle SS, you reply with a polite -no thank yo-then he's offended, says his pinto is newer than your chevelle, needs a Lil tinkering, only 198,000 highway miles!! got to be careful thou, she's very, very powerful. when you floor it, well she don't go any faster, but it makes a lot more noise!!!!.. add and she gets great gas mileage!!!.. you,... again say -no thanx- now he's really pissed, tells you about all of the many chevelle's he's owned, and that he went to HARVARD, majored in CHEVELLE, deans list, has been awarded best chevelle master tech since graduating,... Now its time for all of major issues & there's more messages that you no longer respond to, and it still goes on.
-(angry Craigslist guy)-offers you dirt & 6 cent's, you reply -no thanx-(drop your asking price)-he then post's a post, almost identical to yours, full of lies, and his reason for doing this to? I don't know,.... Vent?, so you'll see his mock ad of yours and come to your sense's & take less than his 6 cent's??? or more likely, he's a fucked up piece of shit , and his motive is sabotage, his life sucks, zero social skills means zero friends, spends every second of the day on the puta, its home, free of fear,rejection, awkward & extremly uncomfortable interactions with people, his irrational fears of an interaction, prevents him from buying a coke, or anything...he hurries "home" in powered-(HIS REALITY IS THE INTERNET, his endless lies he tells his inner self, his AVATAR, he's told these delusional lies so many times, that believes them, in his reality, his AVATAR IS GOD....