Ventura
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You'll come to realize I say it like it is. The whole fear-based, coddly-woddly bullshit of infant product merchandising and marketing really gets under my skin. I even went as far as to ask our pediatrician if chloroform was still considered a no-no in 'making baby quiet'. You should have seen her facerlord1974":3k7paugs said:Ventura":3k7paugs said:.....hell, I'm the guy in line at the kids' store asking "so I ordered a cage for my toddler a while ago...did it come in?" to which the lady looked horrified and said "SIR!!! It's not a CAGE - IT'S A PLAY DEN!!!!" to which I replied "whatever, the same company makes it for dogs, with the same model number on the product itself, and they call it a 'play cage' - so whatever makes ya happy. And while you're at it, do you sell lockable lids for cribs". Horrified again, I stopped her and said "Ah, right, wait a second - I believe they're referred to as "safety canopies", but in my book, it's still a f*ckin' lid".
OK, I think I seriously just shat my pants. That is the funniest thing I've read on here in a long time!![]()
Don't get me wrong, I love my kids - they just have a Dad with a bent sense of humor who's a realist. As my wife likes to say "He's very, um, pragmatic...as a dad".
V.