Got a special lady in your heart?

[Shreddy Mercury]

Well, fellas, do it up right and propose with this, the ultimate in tone for engagement rings

 

[Geo]

Will it nag you and take half your shit?

 

[BeZo]

I would rather get a 14k gold pickup rings with big gaudy diamonds on them for my guitars.

 

[Sick Michael]

would be better if it was seymour duncan.

 

[Geo]

would be better if it was seymour duncan.

That's available when you are marrying a dirty whore.

 

[Findthetone1]

Does the ring come in a...ahem....larger size? Seeing another use.

 

[Sick Michael]

That's available when you are marrying a dirty whore.

Could totally extend the analogy. Like if your missus is larger than average, it could be a Jazz Neck. If she's mad, then an Invader. If she's bi-polar then an Active. If she's just a good all-rounder, then a JB....haha

 

[BeZo]

would be better if it was seymour duncan.

I'm rocking Bare Knuckles.

 

[VonBonfire]

Well, fellas, do it up right and propose with this, the ultimate in tone for engagement rings

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THATS NOT A DUBBEL KREEM!

 

[Shreddy Mercury]

Chrome is the wedding engagement. Dubbel Kreem is for when you consummate.

 

[311boogieman]

 

[Geo]

Could totally extend the analogy. Like if your missus is larger than average, it could be a Jazz Neck. If she's mad, then an Invader. If she's bi-polar then an Active. If she's just a good all-rounder, then a JB....haha

You might be onto something there

 

[Shreddy Mercury]

And if she gives toothy head, the Full Shred.

 

[Frehley12]

Does the ring come in a...ahem....larger size? Seeing another use.

Would be called a dickup

 

[Findthetone1]

Would be called a dickup

Well played, well played.

 

[Findthetone1]

You might be onto something there

And if she gives toothy head, the Full Shred.

What if she gives a "burning sensation" post hookup? P90?

 

[Geo]

What if she gives a "burning sensation" post hookup? P90?

That's the Screamin' Demon.

 

[Findthetone1]

That's the Screamin' Demon.

Even better

 

[Findthetone1]

I think we all know where the Pearly Gates applies...

 

[BeZo]

If she's a tranny, she gets a Fred.