John Mayer may have never thrown a baseball before this

[alund]

If you have any of these in a jar you could send me I'd like to include one or two in the photo for my upcoming album cover.

I could bring a leg home

 

[alund]

That said, you know you are throwing first pitch, spend a few weeks or months throwing a ball. It must be like the guys that think they can fight in their imaginations. Then they get in a real one and they get a dose of reality. Can’t even throw a basic punch. Everyone probably thinks it’s easy to throw to base.

Yes on this and 14 seconds later everyone is exhausted- like sex . Btw it only takes a small amount of force to throw a limb out. Throwing a ball is not a normal motion, the shoulder joint stiffens as we get older and can easily get damaged. Fuck that.

 

[dcburn mk.ii]

Kenny Powers lost his pitch.
But then he found it again.

 

[dcburn mk.ii]

Yes on this and 14 seconds later everyone is exhausted- like sex . Btw it only takes a small amount of force to throw a limb out. Throwing a ball is not a normal motion, the shoulder joint stiffens as we get older and can easily get damaged. Fuck that.

I may only play a surgeon on tv, but I learned throwing balls for my pup that its easier on my shoulders using a lacrosse stick!

 

[Eazy-ESP]

Yes on this and 14 seconds later everyone is exhausted- like sex . Btw it only takes a small amount of force to throw a limb out. Throwing a ball is not a normal motion, the shoulder joint stiffens as we get older and can easily get damaged. Fuck that.

I remember messing up my back unstacking the dishwasher too vigorously.

 

[cardinal]

Yes on this and 14 seconds later everyone is exhausted- like sex . Btw it only takes a small amount of force to throw a limb out. Throwing a ball is not a normal motion, the shoulder joint stiffens as we get older and can easily get damaged. Fuck that.

My son plays youth baseball and moved to the fullsized field a year or so ago. 60 feet is a long way to throw.

I'm not the coach and I don't like throwing to other people's kids in case I hit them (spoiler, it happens haha), and I can say that most of the adults I've run across cannot throw a strike from that far to save their life.

 

[IHateRap]

Old news, but still my favorite.

Juuuuusst a bit outside.

 

[Kordoba]

I would make a fucking meal outta dem tibbies

Doan touch thos tibbles.

 

[Kapo_Polenton]

I came here to say even an overweight Jessica Simpson in her 40's is still a prize for me..she's one of those people that just has " it" and apparently is savage in the sac according to Mayer.