Never go full retard...EVH striped pickups

[lester]

You ever seen that movie Awakenings well everything that wakes up like that eventually comes to sleep again, it could be while I'm writing this or later on I was kind of curious about our entropy I mean I'd like to check that out at least, it's only
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years away or so, I'm mean, come on

For all you science bozos(Twelve Monkeys reference)out there -
The proposed final temperature the universe asymptotically approaches (never quite reaching) is approximately 10⁻³⁰ K, due to the de Sitter horizon temperature from dark energy. Written out with all the zeros:

0.000000000000000000000000000001 K

(That's 29 zeros after the decimal point, then a 1.)

More precisely, the calculation gives ~2 × 10⁻³⁰ K:

0.000000000000000000000000000002 K

This comes from the formula T = ℏH / (2πk_B), where H is the Hubble parameter. It's ~30 orders of magnitude above true absolute zero (0 K = −273.15 °C = −459.67 °F), but so vanishingly small that for all practical purposes it is absolute zero. The universe gets there not at a specific time but asymptotically — it gets closer and closer forever without ever touching zero.

Got to say though I'm a little upset with this I was promised absolute zero what the fuck is this shit!

Well then in light of this I just might have to change some plans.

 

[67mike]

 

[lester]

And for all you fence sitters out there, let me give you this crop circle -

Do you want to know the translation?... Good! It's we are against cunning and deceit.

Do you feel it yet?... that strange feeling...good, It means buckle your seat belt, Dorothy, ’cause Kansas is going bye-bye(cmon, you know this one)

 

[WizardAmpIphoneClip]

Thread went full retard!

 

[marvcus]

Someone is what the kids call today a “pickme”

 

[lester]

Do you want me to tell you how I was born? Glad you asked... hahaha

When I was born, the doctor came up to my mother and had a thing in his hand and he showed it to her and he said if he turned one more time he would have died. It was a perfect knot in my umbilical cord. Hey, you can't say I don't have to flare for the dramatic ok Ha.
There was something else in there though too that he told her about, it was like a dehydrated ball of hair and nails and whatnot.
My mom after that, she couldn't have kids any longer.

 

[lester]

Why am I telling you this?
That's my fucking job man. I'm a salesman, that's what I do. That's what I do outside of here as well, I have been doing nothing but sales for over 40 years.
My mom had two brothers one this guy Tom, he was so fucking nice that me and my dad will go this is an act I mean come on there's nobody like this this person doesn't exist there's no way you know we didn't believe it he ended up getting sick and he had like a tourette's thing so, haha, they would take him out like to eat at like Denny's or whatever and he'd be yelling out mother fucker and all this shit this guy here's a guy who's never sworn his life he's making up for lost time.
Her other brother my uncle Jackie was a salesman and again like the nicest sweetest motherfucker that you would ever meet in your life ever. He loved me so much. He got married to this woman and their daughter was Jackie she was like I don't know three or four years older than me that's how I like them I like them like that for a long time it's me and an older girl always when I was young anyway right. So we're down there gathering for my grandad's I don't know whatever wake or something and all the families down there and he brings me this girl Jackie and me and her that I don't know 10 fucking hours in the pool together playing around touching each playing around. I was in love with her instantly and she was in love with me instantly the Kachioans, who lived kitty corner from my house I lived in Taylor Michigan I don't know if I ever talk to you about that but people describe it as being Paradise. I know... shocking to me too. I was taken a back by that when I first heard that.
Anyway they wanted their daughter Patty to be with me and they were trying every fucking way possible under the Sun to get us together like an arranged fucking marriage or something I don't know it's crazy and so they tagged along to the trip to Florida and Patty thought it was for a big chance there you know it's going to be me and her it's going to be the ocean it's going to be all this that and the other thing and this is it, she's going to lock it down. I was 12 she was 13 she was on a mission well Jackie happen to be there and Patty could not fucking believe but she was seeing we didn't come out of that fucking pool I can barely the laughing and fun and all that stuff that she dreamed of having, it had to really hurt her real bad you know I wasn't thinking about that at all of course. I had no interest in her other than being friends with her

 

[311boogieman]

 

[Rottweiler]