Operation Quash Tan Pants

[S̷͖͑m̵͎͂á̵̺s̸͚̈́h̴̬̑]

It has come to my attention that there is a faction that is starting a rig-talk coup to bring Tan Pants to our beloved Metal community. We need to destroy these imposters immediately.

 

[griff10672]

where's Chugg when you need him ?

 

[VonBonfire]

What has been unleashed on the forum is unlikely to be suppressed. The doo-wop revolution is now imminent. Indulge yourself.

 

[Uzi Nein Millimetah]

I want to add:

NO JORTS!!

But first, those Tan Pants bastards. I'll pull my own teeth if I have to, thanks.

 

[S̷͖͑m̵͎͂á̵̺s̸͚̈́h̴̬̑]

I want to add:

NO JORTS!!

But first, those Tan Pants bastards. I'll pull my own teeth if I have to, thanks.

I agree. The enemies of high gain have to go.

Ban The Tan

 

[VonBonfire]

NO JORTS!!

Jort's, New Balance shoes, and tube socks pulled up high are an inseparable part of the older doo-wop set that don't yet have a voice on rig-talk, but will soon.

I agree. The enemies of high gain have to go.

You have become the Jimmy Swaggart of the high gain world with your recent Dr. Z purchase.

 

[S̷͖͑m̵͎͂á̵̺s̸͚̈́h̴̬̑]

You have become the Jimmy Swaggart of the high gain world with your recent Dr. Z purchase.

Fake news. You have no proof

 

[Uzi Nein Millimetah]

Jort's, New Balance shoes, and tube socks pulled up high are an inseparable part of the older doo-wop set that don't yet have a voice on rig-talk, but will soon.


You have become the Jimmy Swaggart of the high gain world with your recent Dr. Z purchase.

The Jorts Hordes are formidable however, because they get up so damned early, we can't beat 'em to the punch.

 

[VonBonfire]

Fake news. You have no proof

 

[S̷͖͑m̵͎͂á̵̺s̸͚̈́h̴̬̑]

I don't know what the hell you are insinuating here

 

[VonBonfire]

I don't know what the hell you are insinuating here

Now I'm catching Vaquero vibes. How long are the pointed toes on your boots?

 

[S̷͖͑m̵͎͂á̵̺s̸͚̈́h̴̬̑]

Now I'm catching Vaquero vibes. How long are the pointed toes on your boots?

The wife threw away my fancy shoes

 

[JackBootedThug]

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I don't know what the hell you are insinuating here

 

[rsm]

how about black leather?

gets hot in Alabama tho'

 

[VonBonfire]

The wife threw away my fancy shoes

Seems like code for "I'm taking you penny loafer shopping today"

Have you shown her the Carlos collection yet?

 

[thegame]

Fully agree Smash. These infidels need to Dr.Z themselves out the door immediately

 

[7704A]

I don't know what the hell you are insinuating here

How about "stop wearing your wife's clothes and get a proper-fitting shirt?"

 

[RedB4Black]

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I don't know what the hell you are insinuating here

Looks like you’re trying to start a new genre of music….Brokeback Metal!

 

[JamesTiberiusKuck]

Is the irony lost on everyone that the douche that started this thread is the one in fact leading the very Tan Pants movement he pretends to detest?

 

[7704A]

Is the irony lost on everyone that the douche that started this thread is the one in fact leading the very Tan Pants movement he pretends to detest?