Opinions on this band name....

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SatchVai.

Wife said it sounds like 2 dudes licking eachother's ballsacks.

Made me laugh so hard!!!

We have seen Satch and Vai live multiple times btw but yeah - terrible band name.

Surfing with the Hydra is also terrible.

Love those guys as musicians and would definitely see SatchVai if they came around, just thought it was funny.
 
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Back to the drawing board unless you've got one dude running 3 fans on his pedalboard with 2 backups, a bald dude with more hair than a sweater on his arms and chops beyond mesmerizing.
 
Why do the "non metal" shred guys always do the gayest shit imaginable
I always got the impression that Joe and Steve’s only homosexual experiences were with each other. It’s like every time they’re pictured together, I can’t unsee an imaginary thought bubble over their heads saying, “oh boy, what the world doesn’t know…”

Not that there’s anything insanely weird with that
 
I always got the impression that Joe and Steve’s only homosexual experiences were with each other. It’s like every time they’re pictured together, I can’t unsee an imaginary thought bubble over their heads saying, “oh boy, what the world doesn’t know…”

Not that there’s anything insanely weird with that



There's just this weird thing where the "non heavy" shredder metal guys seem to flail searching for a style and an aesthetic, and it always seems to default to the 90s technicolor "RADICAL DUUUUDE" mustaches-and-fanny-packs thinly veiled homosexuality

Vai and Satch are the quintessential, apotheosis of this phenomenon

And whenever they are together, it just becomes so overwhelming that it's not possible to avoid the village people vibes
 

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